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  1. I'd like to go home now, please. 9:58 PM Dec 14th from web
  2. You do not have chronic fatigue syndrome. You're lazy. It's different. 6:49 PM Nov 30th from web
  3. Your baby's fugly. No, I do not want to touch it. 10:30 PM Nov 29th from web
  4. Goodbye, Oprah. You stopped being interesting when your shows started being about finance. 10:32 PM Nov 20th from web
  5. Sorry, spider. You may be small, but you still have to die. Because you're ugly. 5:34 PM Nov 15th from web
  6. all uni and no play makes Emily something something... 9:09 PM Nov 9th from web
  7. Sometimes sitting at my desk pretending to do work, is more effort than actually doing it. But I stand by my choices. 10:42 PM Oct 18th from web
  8. Fooled you, security guards. It was gin. 5:58 PM Oct 18th from web
  9. I feel dumber for having lived this day. 11:34 PM Oct 12th from web
  10. I'm currently sitting on the fourth rack of hell. The view is awesome. 4:40 PM Oct 12th from web
  11. Charlotte and her web can fuck right off. I would bug-spray the SHIT out of her babies. 11:26 PM Oct 6th from web
  12. I can't make threats with a guillotine that barely even cuts paper. Mad disappointment. 10:00 PM Sep 29th from web
  13. My own mother creeps me out most of the time. 4:18 PM Sep 27th from web
  14. @bohemian_doll You said that about malibu & coke, and it tasted like the time I ate too many jellybeans when I was ten, and threw up. 4:17 PM Sep 27th from web in reply to bohemian_doll
  15. Would do unspeakable things for a coffee that doesn't taste like liquified dirt. 9:51 PM Sep 21st from web
  16. I've discovered that Steven Seagal can be good, if inebriated. 6:53 PM Sep 21st from web
  17. I feel that the only cure for this morning is saturated fat and caffeine. ....Happy Monday! 6:44 PM Sep 20th from web
  18. I just watched an entire season on The Gruen Transfer instead of writing a single word of my assignment. Probable date of graduation; 2060. 9:02 PM Sep 18th from web
  19. Word of the day; Douchetard. 2:55 AM Sep 16th from web
  20. Surprise divorce party? Awesome. 6:54 PM Sep 15th from web
  • Name Emily Neuwirth
  • Location Adelaide
  • Bio Some days I'm overwhelmed by my hatred for bad grammar and children
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