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elconsultador

  1. fantástico! ow.ly/agRJZ
  2. Ever seense watching Mickey Rourke in the rastler, I have take life much easier. Me think me might have un bebé.
  3. @schneidermike @gowalla lucha libre PIN? For pinning opponent to mat? Or mere silliness about which TRUE luchadors CARE NOT? (Where's mine?)
  4. @volleyballbarb @litcrithulk no, but always fan of el smash, esp. in face of literary apathy! Or just in face of FACE! Besos, Jane Eyre!
  5. @scottyhendo uno momento. @jeffcram throwing spitballs?! Not bricks y punches? NO MAKE ME COME UP THERE y leave frosty beverage y show you!
  6. @jclinger mi amigo, greetings from sxsw. Wavy gravy says hello.
  7. @scottyhendo @schneidermike @mbloomstein think you confuse casa de Pedro y Casa de Panther amigo! Panther's casa is su casa? What?
  8. Amigos in NYC! New food fit for a luchador?! http://www.martiniboys.com/NYC/La-Lucha-review.html Panther growling... or is it estómago?!
  9. @schneidermike how best to celebrate friendiversary amigo? Come here I smack you. Will be AWESOME.
  10. AMIGOS! see, though not AT #MITXAWARDS, I still make screen at MITX! ummm, screen smackdown?
  11. Amigos, who you think responsible for death-inducing smackdowns to CAUSE Dia de los Muertos? THOUGHT SO.
  12. @mikehollywood amigo, what is YOUR headgear? remember, there is no protection from smackdown except to AVOID smackdown.
  13. AMIGOS! Start countdown to free drinks! RT @MITX Grab your spot at the MITX Interactive Awards! Tickets go on sale 10/15! #MITXAWARDS
  14. @schneidermike Sí sí, your attempt at retaliation... tickled. What that? You WERE trying? AMIGO! Even panther laughing now.
  15. @schneidermike oooh, head piledriver... how that booboo? SMACK!
  16. @justinmwhitaker not only do i say that of @schneidermike, but so do Deval Patrick, Karate Kid, @MITX friends, y others! http://bit.ly/dx1qG
  17. @justinmwhitaker you believe in @schneidermike amigo? http://twitpic.com/mrsm i ask you, who in this picture look more real?
  18. AHEM @justinmwhitaker. Here fairy tale for you: once upon time SM consultant OPENED MOUTH Y GOT SMACKED. Not so happy ever after!
  19. @semanticwill y as you can see, already have my mask! Olé!
  20. @kerusdotorg i try, i try... and i smack. like a big bear con claws y fangs, and world is like my little bunny. panther says i'm so money.