elbryano
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A quick phone call about letterhead just turned into a conversation about Bob Marley as elevator music. I have some pretty neat clients.
about 2 hours ago
from web
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Assaulting my hands in the name of Christmas cheer. We somehow managed to find the most prickly pine tree in all of North America.
3:21 PM Dec 13th
from Tweetie
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Ever put on so many sweaters to try to survive the cold that you can't bend your elbows anymore? Yeah, me neither.
6:54 AM Dec 10th
from web
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@ Fun, isn't it? We are going to be super useful when the technology apocalypse comes and everyone goes back to being farmers.
2:28 PM Dec 9th
from web
in reply to mattdetails
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Butchers cut to exact weight without scales. Musicians hear Em. I can tell by looking if something is two pixels off center.
1:59 PM Dec 9th
from web
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Watching kids eat snow off my car from my desk through frosted glass. It's Rockwell-esque. Except for all the road salt ingestion.
8:32 AM Dec 9th
from web
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Someone should just settle all this nonsense for good with I'm On A Boat Floating In A Tub Eating A Club While Upgrading My RAM. Shaw-tay.
9:47 PM Dec 8th
from web
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Older ladies in Christmas sweaters: My current nemesis in getting around the Skyway with any sort of speed.
12:48 PM Dec 8th
from txt
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(This year it's a special Let's Just Hope They Don't Have Dial-up edition.)
1:54 PM Dec 7th
from web
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★ - JUST UPDATED my portfolio with work from the past year. Finally.
1:47 PM Dec 7th
from web
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@ You mean besides learning about editing, project management on a tight deadline, and brainstorming and executing ideas on the spot?
8:50 PM Dec 5th
from Tweetie
in reply to EIIiot
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That guy giving *you* a dollar for ordering his book on understanding the monetary system sort of seems like he – ya know – doesn't.
2:00 PM Dec 4th
from web
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@ Welcome! Looks like the temperature is dropping 20° or so this weekend just for you guys. :) Looking forward to this weekend!
9:40 PM Dec 3rd
from web
in reply to MarkMatlock
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Projector face (n): Having a pie chart superimposed on the upper-frontal region of the body due to standing in an unfortunate place.
6:12 PM Dec 3rd
from txt
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Bedside Manor: The Bed & Breakfast Exclusively for Doctors and Nurses. Is that a thing?
6:30 PM Dec 2nd
from Birdhouse
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@ It's dead, Jim.
6:15 PM Dec 2nd
from web
in reply to priestie
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Tonight I referred to creating a slideshow presentation as "making a PowerPoint." Checked the internet, and I'm blaming it on a mild stroke.
6:34 PM Dec 1st
from web
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@ I should have guessed that when it started giggling at me... :)
7:54 AM Dec 1st
from web
in reply to CWinspirations
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I've been out of the Windows world for a long time now. Did you know XP has *another* service pack? I guess they're calling it "Windows 7."
7:29 AM Dec 1st
from web
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3:55pm, my car: A month of actively avoiding the Christmas Shoes song begins.
1:59 PM Nov 30th
from txt
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- Name Bryan
- Location Minneapolis
- Web http://tinyurl.co...
- Bio College student at AiM and web and graphic designer. Likes pineapple orange juice and french fries. Just not together.
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