elbowdonkey
- When we look back on the great Korean bot attacks of '09 no one will remember that I was complaining about a broken Internet on a Friday eveabout 7 hours ago from web
- Whether it's a very good idea or a very bad idea, you will still vote for and attend the SXSW panel that includes me, Ben Brown, pixel art.about 11 hours ago from web
- @bryanmason Tacos al Carbonabout 20 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to bryanmason
- The day after my six year tells me story of Dr. Martin Luther King, I read a story about blatant racism: http://is.gd/1rneX12:40 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie
- Half the internet appears to be broken for me today. Verizon claims to be innocent. I'm blaming it on pelicans.8:23 AM Jul 8th from web
- the fatburner2k iphone app shakes your fat molecules, both from laughing at the idea, and from the actual app: http://is.gd/1p07W10:32 AM Jul 6th from web
- This bicycle is parade ready. http://twitpic.com/99tq58:46 AM Jul 4th from Tweetie
- @lonelysandwich I'll call your beefy tossers and raise you super savory suckeroos.11:47 PM Jul 1st from Tweetie in reply to lonelysandwich
- I blame the lack of time travel for how I feel after eating brownies for breakfast.10:43 AM Jul 1st from web
- That 6 degrees of separation magic might have jumped a categorical canyon with the news that tomorrow will be but 6 degrees shy of 100.6:55 AM Jul 1st from Tweetie
- Saying appropriate things at inappropriate times and inappropriate things at appropriate times. It's what I do.7:47 AM Jun 30th from Tweetie
- @noradio can't believe I missed a tweet about your breasts enlarging.7:08 AM Jun 27th from Tweetie in reply to noradio
- Auto tabbing web forms can DIE. They mess me up, and they only confuse people who are content to click on form elements anyways.1:24 PM Jun 24th from web
- Writing a pitch for new TV show: So You Think You Can Dance With Wolves?8:49 AM Jun 21st from Tweetie
- For better or worse my nose has never been acclimated to the smell of burnt human hair despite my extensive travels to remote jungle isles.1:34 PM Jun 18th from web
- Carefully listening for the sound of escaping gas from a presumed empty BBQ lighter is unnecessary. A flame in the ear removes any doubt.1:27 PM Jun 18th from web
- I find this deeply, DEEPLY, disturbing: http://www.freakingnews.com...8:25 AM Jun 18th from web
- If you trample through my garden to make it easier to drop your pizza coupon trash on my porch, I will do more than not buy your pizza.11:09 AM Jun 17th from web
- Got tired of hitting the 'Check availability' button. So http://facebook.com/tireless it is.4:55 PM Jun 16th from web
- @waxpancake the nose. what's wrong with the nose? badger? mixed up safe word? soldering iron burn?4:48 PM Jun 16th from web in reply to waxpancake
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