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ElBloombito

  1. Cuidado! Que thundero! Soy banning todos los clouds that contaiño more than 16oz of el raiño! 3:14 PM Jun 3rd via Twitter for iPhone
  2. Soy officially banning los Cardiñals from Nuevo Yorko! 7:06 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  3. Viva Los Metsadors! Tu Gotta Believero! 6:45 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  4. Tu can eat todos los donuts you quiero, pero tu better not wash it dowño con un 16oz beveragado! 5:06 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  5. No me gusto los press briefings. Yo soy officially banning los press briefings! 9:15 AM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  6. Yo do not like el spinach. Soy going to que put un ban on el spinach! 6:31 AM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  7. Yo soy want to ban el soda, el grande Starbuckos, y el grape drink. Por que no me gusto el obesity. Que no fatties! 4:08 AM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  8. Viva Amercia (y los errors typographico) ! 7:46 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. Mucho caliente en el outsideo! Por favor to drinko el agua y sit en el air conditioñado! 2:38 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. Feliz dia de los Motheros Dominirican! 6:07 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. Por favor no lawsuito @OccupyWallStNYC, we closedo tu librario por que los budget cutos. 1:55 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to OccupyWallStNYC
  12. Cuidado! El monsooño! Buyando un cheapo umbrella y un rafto! 9:14 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Yo soy have instructed Comissioñero Kelly to no shooto down los jets de f-22 during el flyovero todayo! 6:20 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. Welcomvenidos los sailors de weeko fleeto to Nuevo Yorko! 8:51 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  15. Cuidado! El raiño que getto tu wet! Y el windo el breakero tu umbrella cheapo! 7:10 AM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  16. Yo soy feeling stop y frisky! 4:04 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. Feliz dia de los flagero de Hatiminicans! 8:46 AM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. Por que los niños necesita los programos de after school? Yo just used un nañny. 7:49 AM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone
  19. Feliz Dia de Motherovidad! Que don't forgeto to llamanding el telefono tu madre! 6:59 AM May 13th via Twitter for iPhone
  20. Viva Los Metos! Que Amaziñs! 7:07 PM May 9th via Twitter for iPhone
  • Name Miguel Bloombito
  • Location Newo Yorko
  • Bio I speaky the spanish. parody. @jewyorican
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