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Yeah, that hurt @IndoorMule. Especially when you used all caps. 10:56 AM Dec 15th from Seesmic in reply to IndoorMule
Probably one of the more depressing aspects of being friendless is not having anyone to make a suicide pact with. 10:27 AM Dec 15th from Seesmic
@sucittaM You're my hero. 10:19 AM Dec 15th from Seesmic in reply to sucittaM
@ebeckham Still waiting... 7:41 PM Dec 14th from Seesmic in reply to ebeckham
@NotHot Technically my van's "broken" since I used it to jump a ramp. I got hurt, but it was totally worth it. #LifeLesson 1:40 PM Dec 14th from Seesmic in reply to NotHot
It’s all fun & games until the day you realize you’ve become “Matt Foley, Motivational Speaker.” 1:30 PM Dec 14th from Seesmic
@xrayedman Do you think he has mine? It's been missing a long time. 12:30 PM Dec 12th from web in reply to xrayedman
Man, that Santa Claus must really hate Jews. 12:18 PM Dec 12th from web
@CampNicole Damn you! 12:16 PM Dec 12th from web in reply to CampNicole
@CampNicole You put the Dragon Tales theme song in my head. It hurts. Thanks. 11:12 AM Dec 12th from Seesmic in reply to CampNicole
@dp4 That expresses my feelings exactly. I'm stealing that line from you. 11:00 AM Dec 12th from Seesmic in reply to dp4
Tiger Woods is still being discussed. I'm more disappointed in civilization than usual. 10:53 AM Dec 12th from Seesmic
@dp4 Thanks. I see the world's still pretty stupid. 10:52 AM Dec 12th from Seesmic in reply to dp4
My eyes are lactating or something. 10:43 AM Dec 12th from Seesmic
I’m going to fake my own death again. If something goes wrong & I don’t return, try to remember I never really liked any of you. 4:13 PM Dec 9th from Seesmic
If misery really loved company I doubt I'd be drinking alone in the middle of the day. 12:11 PM Dec 9th from Seesmic
All right, this has gotten too Freudian for my comfort level. 9:08 PM Dec 8th from Seesmic
@imlorilee Yeah, I've been doing important stuff. From the fetal position. 9:07 PM Dec 8th from Seesmic in reply to imlorilee
@MonikkaB @eugem Yay, two mommies! 9:07 PM Dec 8th from Seesmic
@eugem Of course it's OK. El has a non-discriminatory breast policy. 9:05 PM Dec 8th from Seesmic in reply to eugem

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Name El Beard
Location In Exile
Web http://favstar.fm...
Bio Worlds greatest lover, warrior-poet, philosopher & mariachi

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