elanaisonfire
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Girls are like Vietnam, they are hot, hard to understand, and you'll never win
about 4 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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Watching a video render is the technological equivalent of counting sheep. This is making me super sleepy.
about 5 hours ago
via web
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I'll finally have an excuse to wear blue lipstick tomorrow. Huzzah!
about 9 hours ago
via web
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"I like it when she calls me 'bitch', it makes me feel like Janice Joplin."
about 11 hours ago
via web
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I just hit my funny bone for the first time in years. My arm feels weird :c
about 12 hours ago
via web
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William Shatner couldn't spread his fingers in the Vulcan greeting unless the studio crew taped or tied fishing line around his fingers.
9:30 PM Jun 1st
via web
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Opposable thumbs aren't the only things that differentiate man from other mammals. OTHER ANIMALS DON'T HAVE UVULAS. This changes everything.
9:19 PM Jun 1st
via web
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There are only two months left. I've been waiting/dreading/anticipating the day for a whole 17 years and 10 months... Two. Months. Left.
10:52 PM May 31st
via web
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Ryan Gosling and rainbow cupcakes!
10:00 AM May 31st
via GifBoom App
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I need to stop buying Band Aids just because I like the packaging.
2:40 PM May 31st
via Twitter for iPhone
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As much as I wanna embrace every moment of June, I simultaneously really want it all to be over already. I'm tired of being stressed.
9:12 PM May 31st
via web
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"A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world" - Wilde
3:01 PM May 30th
via web
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I want teeeeeeeeeeaaaa.
9:46 PM May 28th
via web
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@ On the contrary, I'm tired but won't sleep. Too much procrastinating to do.
9:43 PM May 28th
via web
in reply to chantelnygaard
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I should make a new twitter account dedicated just to thoughts I have in the shower.
6:50 AM May 28th
via web
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Washing the smell of bonfire out of your hair first thing in the morning is so pleasant.
6:44 AM May 28th
via web
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I finally got around to watching Life in a Day. Glad I did!
6:37 PM May 27th
via web
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1 more month until a plethora of better things
9:02 AM May 27th
via web
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@ How are you feeling!?
9:02 AM May 27th
via web
in reply to AJMcLawlin
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Everyone finding their inner synth-star on Google today >
11:03 PM May 22nd
via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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