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elanaisonfire

  1. Watching a video render is the technological equivalent of counting sheep. This is making me super sleepy.
  2. I'll finally have an excuse to wear blue lipstick tomorrow. Huzzah!
  3. "I like it when she calls me 'bitch', it makes me feel like Janice Joplin."
  4. I just hit my funny bone for the first time in years. My arm feels weird :c
  5. William Shatner couldn't spread his fingers in the Vulcan greeting unless the studio crew taped or tied fishing line around his fingers.
  6. Opposable thumbs aren't the only things that differentiate man from other mammals. OTHER ANIMALS DON'T HAVE UVULAS. This changes everything.
  7. There are only two months left. I've been waiting/dreading/anticipating the day for a whole 17 years and 10 months... Two. Months. Left.
  8. As much as I wanna embrace every moment of June, I simultaneously really want it all to be over already. I'm tired of being stressed.
  9. I want teeeeeeeeeeaaaa.
  10. @chantelnygaard On the contrary, I'm tired but won't sleep. Too much procrastinating to do.
  11. I should make a new twitter account dedicated just to thoughts I have in the shower.
  12. Washing the smell of bonfire out of your hair first thing in the morning is so pleasant.
  13. I finally got around to watching Life in a Day. Glad I did!
  14. @AJMcLawlin How are you feeling!?