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  1. @bentrb4 @shannonsparty Haven't seen the Heigl movie, but since I know her M.O. I might have to agree. But under duress.
  2. @bentrb4 @ShannonsParty Is the Katherine Heigl movie 1 of the ones on your no man card list? If so, then maybe he should skip the Jen flick.
  3. @ShannonsParty @Bentrb4 Preferably while he's wearing the 300 garb or the leather jacket from that horrendous Hillary Swank movie.
  4. @therootlist lol, kind of. I just wanted something obnoxious and bright pink w/feathers. Mission accomplished!
  5. http://twitpic.com/uf7kk - Could it be this?
  6. http://twitpic.com/uf7e1 - I feel like its missing something.
  7. Finally got around to making my ugly wreaths. Almost done w/the 1st & I need input. Please stay tuned...
  8. @bentrb4 Haven't seen either flick, so I will have to trust you there.
  9. RT @craignewmark: RT @consumerist: Sorry, It's Your Problem That AT&T Rep Lied About Smartphone Data Plans http://con.st/10000652
  10. @bentrb4 Gerard Butler could make a movie where he does nothing but read stereo instructions for 2 hours & I would be happy.
  11. RT @cassandrabarry: You never hear anyone say "I LOVE oatmeal cookies!" Whoever is making oatmeal cookies needs to stop right now. Make...
  12. My son is taking great pleasure in farting on me. I ruined my vagina for this.
  13. @jppettinger Wait, there's a girl you haven't asked out?
  14. @the__fragile My guess is drugs, eating disorder or both.
  15. @MegzFair You and me both, girl.
  16. RT @sarkastickunt: Cher, I don't want to do this anymore. And my buns: they don't feel nothin' like steel. RIP Tai.
  17. @KlassyFucker Could have been an eating disorder.
  18. And I'd prefer to call them so-called uber Christians because IMO a true Christian would never be such a huge fill-in-obscene-word-here.
  19. Clarification on that RT - sad about the uber Christians, not the movie. The movie was all good.
  20. Sad, but true. RT @ShannonsParty: Watching "SAVED". Pretty awesome movie. And YES. Uber Christians are that "mean".