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  1. Note at 7-11 checkout says "Only Straight Credit Card." Really? I thought we'd moved beyond that, 7-11. Tisk. about 10 hours ago from web
  2. Oh, so this is fall. 5:20 PM Dec 6th from web
  3. Upon further viewing, maybe Married With Children was inappropriate to watch as a 7 year old. 2:41 PM Dec 6th from web
  4. @lauren_yellon The Jewy-ness? Also, your impeccable taste. 3:19 AM Dec 5th from web in reply to lauren_yellon
  5. Magic Jack! It's the most important piece of technology ever in the history of the entire world: http://www.magicjack.com/4/index.asp 3:15 AM Dec 5th from web
  6. Need to stop buying carrots. Like, it's never going to happen, dude. 7:14 PM Dec 4th from web
  7. @lauren_yellon I think it was literally yesterday (or the day before) that I thought to myself, I bet Yellon is on twitter. Lo and behold! 11:16 AM Dec 4th from web in reply to lauren_yellon
  8. Kinda seems like a waste to use all these awesome Transformers band-aids. 10:52 AM Dec 4th from web
  9. Whoops, sorry, forgot to turn the page on my calendar. 12:47 PM Dec 3rd from web
  10. Happy Thanksgiving, Everybuggy! 12:46 PM Dec 3rd from web
  11. Just want to get rid of all these tabs. I mean, am I right, folks?! 12:51 AM Dec 3rd from web
  12. It's true what they say. Gene Shalit is my own worst critic. 8:26 PM Dec 2nd from txt
  13. @jgoldner It'll be weird at first. But then you'll get used to it and it'll be nice. But then you'll get kinda bored after 300 days. 12:11 PM Dec 2nd from web in reply to jgoldner
  14. Coming to terms with the fact I'll never be as smart as I was when I was 17. S'ok, guess I don't need to understand differential equations. 3:49 PM Dec 1st from web
  15. And even sadder today I arrived at the library 2 hours before opening. Although, to be fair, what kind of library opens at noon? 10:37 AM Dec 1st from web
  16. So oblivious to the library closing down around me. At least I was informed I could still use the wifi directly outside the library. Thanks! 8:15 PM Nov 30th from web
  17. Jeez, you'd think these people had never seen French bread pizza before. 1:23 PM Nov 30th from txt
  18. Nothing like introducing your nephews to Wedge Antillies and Lando Calrissian, and explaining the significance of the Death Star. 8:22 PM Nov 29th from txt
  19. "And that's from a group evite, Bitch!" 10:10 PM Nov 28th from web
  20. Water bottle returned! I can drink water again! 4:48 PM Nov 28th from web