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  1. i just ate a praying mantis. figured it wanted to meet its maker.
  2. dreamt i was talking to latin pigs last night. wtf?
  3. trying to freak @zappos out was fun, but I HAVE A *POUNDING* HEADACHE NOW from shaking my head all night - http://twitpic.com/1xawc
  4. i get frustrated when i see something funny but i can't laugh out loud. well actually i can, but i don't because it freaks the humans out.
  5. @zappos what am i, chopped liver? i could do that too IF i wanted to BUT I CHOOSE NOT TO!!! http://twitter.com/zappos/s...
  6. @zappos in 2009 i will stop playing with my food. the birds i catch will not suffer and i will ensure they die a quick painless death.
  7. umm, yeah... thanks @zappos for pointing out that cats can't clap. way to cheer me up.
  8. meow meow meow meow. gobble gobble gobble gobble. i am thankful that i am not a turkey today. actually i am thankful for that every day.
  9. i want one too... http://tinyurl.com/6chq77 ...actually i would be happy if i were just allowed inside the @zappos house
  10. i'm hungry
  11. it freaks me out when it rains cats and dogs. especially the dogs part.
  12. found out from twitter that @zappos went to a restaurant called "cathouse" on friday without me. that is just wrong on so many levels.
  13. strolling thru neighborhood in disguise, i have a brown rug draped over me. "pay no attention, these aren't the cats you are looking for."
  14. i have been staring at a shiny object behind @zappos 's head for the past hour. it is fascinating, i could do this all day.
  15. i am not very happy w/ @zappos right now. i find out he's leaving me at home to go out partying with penguins? penguins??!?
  16. why is @ThirdHyphen sending me pix of cats w/ 4 ears? you are the real freak... http://www.messybeast.com/f...
  17. i smell therefore i am.
  18. that was the longest meeting ever. it lasted 24 days. i told the other cats not to talk to anyone including humans for the rest of the year.
  19. off to a very important meeting right now
  20. i wish @zappos would grow catnip in his aerogarden. tomatoes are of no use to me.