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  1. Big Red: droppin' "know bombs" since 1937. getcha' know on. 11:33 PM Dec 14th from web
  2. is running on diesel-powered self-belief, however nonsensical. 5:00 PM Nov 27th from web
  3. season 7 of curb your enthusiasm marathon and booze did right by me. i danny duberstein'd the shit outta that season! 11:21 PM Nov 26th from web
  4. "the doctor explained that her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase." RAISING ARIZONA IS ON! 2:44 PM Nov 26th from web
  5. pickle juice and vodka is a thing? fuck you, pacific northwest. 1:45 AM Nov 24th from web
  6. Aw man, shut yo anorexic, malnutrition, tapeworm-havin', overdosed Dick Gregory Bahamian-diet-drinkin' ass up! 1:21 PM Nov 19th from web
  7. headed out to poteet for round three of drinkin', quote-offs and snes. tonight: "mrs. doubtfire". 10:41 PM Nov 18th from web
  8. "Dealbreaker: The Book For You, Man No Good" by: Lesbian-Yellow Sour Fruit. 6:01 PM Nov 14th from web
  9. @Danny_DeVito Driving Extremely Intoxicated? 1:17 AM Nov 13th from web in reply to Danny_DeVito
  10. is watching the it's always sunny christmas special. be jealous. 12:33 AM Nov 13th from web
  11. "no, you're a bag of pre-chewed food, dude." #linesomittedfromHook 9:26 PM Nov 12th from web
  12. shit yeah, belhaven scottish ale on draft and apps galore! 5:59 PM Nov 9th from web
  13. talkin' bout parkin' lot pimpin' it up at melt-fuckin'-banana. 5:59 PM Nov 8th from web
  14. @hyperbotlaura Almost Famous. Almost. 9:29 PM Nov 6th from web in reply to hyperbotlaura
  15. ya take a hot dog, stuff it with some jack cheese, fold it in a pizza...YOU GOT CHEESY BLAAASSTERRRRS... 8:44 PM Nov 4th from web
  16. #unseenprequels "Preteen in Pink" 11:03 PM Nov 2nd from web
  17. Boof. #oneletteroffatrendingtopicthatmakesateenwolfcharacter 5:21 AM Oct 31st from web
  18. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus? 2:52 AM Oct 31st from web
  19. ...and no more making fun of me when i misuse dated cultural references, ok? are we cowabunga on this? 7:25 AM Oct 30th from web
  20. just like john wilkes booth, our prices are gonna sneak up behind you and blow your brains out! 2:37 PM Oct 27th from web
  • Name adrian martinez
  • Location whiskey, tx
  • Bio crowd once threw a motorcycle at me.
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