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  1. Dear HCG, Screw you.
  2. Tommy has been sick on and off since September. His eating has been horrible. That's all.
  3. @amberhj the little dog laughed to see such a sight and the dish ran away with the spoon.
  4. I'm an unfit cat mother. The emotional neglect!
  5. I mean, would YOU want to eat meat if you only had six teeth?
  6. Mommy is tired.
  7. Tommy and V8 was a one time deal. OF COURSE.
  8. I have no motivation today. Thank gawd for our weekly dose of The Biggest Loser.
  9. Pat to me: Since when do you twat? teehehe. I realize this play on words is not original, but it's v v funny anyhow.
  10. Good News: He's finally interested in putting things in things. Bad News: It's mostly putting things into toilets. Ga-ROSS!
  11. Tommy drinks V8. Begs for it. All of our problems are over. Veggies? Check. Vitamin C? Check.
  12. Going through my old CD's and realizing that, to some, I've got horrible taste in music. To some.
  13. @amberhj I'm on a whistle blowing streak- threatening to call police, corporate headquarters, and HR department-3 different situations.
  14. Reading The Glass Castle and feeling like a really, really good mother right now.
  15. @amberhj Ooooo. I Just finished a Weeds marathon and couldn't decide what to watch next. Mad Men it is. Life is good.
  16. @amberhj Why thank you!
  17. @ldyamybg Ole ole ole!
  18. Does waiting until he got to the 7th stair before coming to the rescue qualify me as a bad mom? Naaaah!
  19. You know....Too many Facebook status updates are frowned upon. Not so on Twitter. Not so.
  20. I'm here and I don't get it yet.