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EJoh24

  1. @ShredAlex I find your nerdiness delightfully endearing.
  2. I'm like 94% sure i'm the best dressed person to ever carry ritz bits down Nicollet ave.
  3. Is Douglas Funnie's middle name Yancey? RT @ShredAlex: So, should I move back to Minneapolis? #twomonths
  4. Nobody hates their life more than a grocery store cashier.
  5. Here's the thing about parades: they're unpleasant.
  6. Detlef Schrempf was the buyer. RT @ShredAlex: @EJoh24 I assume Bird was the dealer.
  7. Things I've seen downtown today: Larry Bird and a drug deal.
  8. Is there anything better than hearing one of your favorite songs while taking a poop at work?
  9. Women in heels walking fast make me uncomfortable.
  10. @schloughesq RIP Asian ranger. cc @ShredAlex thefw.com/mighty-morphin…
  11. I would like to say that Groupon is going downhill, but the dirty little secret is that it's always sucked.
  12. I like carrying a messenger bag because it makes me look professional, but little do people realize, all I have in there is my lunch.
  13. Say hello to #BowTieFriday. Soon to be replaced by #BowTieEveryday: twitter.com/EJoh24/status/…
  14. I just want you all to know, i want to super soak each and every one of you. tinyurl.com/mashsoakers
  15. The wind's whipping harder than a rattlesnake in a gopher hole, I reckon. Sure sign a storms a brewin.
  16. @ShredAlex I reckon this will be either the best or worst thing to ever happen to @MASHthe90s
  17. Like kinsfolk, we are. RT @ShredAlex I just told my brother yesterday that I'm going to start using "reckon" more often!
  18. Couldn't shoot the stink off a mule, I reckon. RT @nnelson9 : @EJoh24 These Derringer bullets are powerful weak.
  19. I reckon I'ma start speaking like an old southern gent. (Minus the accent.)
  20. PS if I overhear one more person say "drug" instead of "dragged," I'm moving myself to #1 on the aforementioned serial killer list.