ejharker
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I wonder how many imaginary friends attend the spelling bee every year.
10:33 AM May 31st
via Echofon
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Those who wanted to change the world became loud and hostile. Those of us that already knew the world was damned made love and drank.
7:48 PM May 30th
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ Opportunists.
7:49 AM May 30th
via Twitter for iPhone
from Salt Lake City, UT
in reply to alecbaldwin
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My dog is "with Mitt" because he can't spell America either.
8:05 PM May 29th
via Twitter for iPad
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Honestly, come November I'll be voting to keep Michelle Obama in the White House as much as Barack.
8:29 AM May 29th
via web
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Thanks to all the soldiers who fought for our freedom and on behalf of all Americans, we apologize for this guy..
12:37 PM May 28th
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I'm going to Wes Anderson's new movie today to find out which other Kinks b-sides I may have overlooked.
9:22 AM May 28th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Real estate agents % fees for selling a building are typically higher than an architects % fee for designing it
4:43 PM May 27th
via TweetDeck
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@ let's get Martha in on it!
7:26 PM May 25th
via Twitter for iPad
in reply to aaronanthony85
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@ Titanic. Boom.
5:57 PM May 25th
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from Salt Lake City, UT
in reply to aaronanthony85
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Got my Pink Martini tickets! @
4:12 PM May 25th
via Twitter for iPhone
from Salt Lake City, UT
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How did you sleep, Tildren? With your eyes open, so you continued to learn? Theremiah moistens mine with quiet licks during slumber.
11:11 AM May 25th
via web
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You’re not the first transient I've confused for quivering foxes stacked on top of each other. Regardless, welcome. I'll make you soup.
8:55 PM May 23rd
via web
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I watched the river dry up and recede until there was only mud and choking fish. Remember to condition your hair; condition your essence.
6:24 AM May 24th
via web
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Sigh. Sometimes I think I should just get my paycheck made out to Kiehl’s and be done with it.
7:57 AM May 22nd
via Tweetbot for iOS
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"Sharp tie you've got there, Dennis." "That douchebag up front made me wear it." "Does he know you're the Beeper King?"
5:05 AM May 22nd
via Twitter for iPhone
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The Art Haus SLC has launched a Kickstarter page!!! Help us raise $5,000 or more! Go here to donate:
7:44 AM May 21st
via web
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iPhone chargers are expensive 'cause they is advanced
5:40 AM May 21st
via Twitter for Mac
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Scooter Catching Rays
8:24 AM May 19th
via Instagram
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Whole Foods is Trader Joes with the training wheels taken off.
9:03 PM May 18th
via Twitter for iPhone
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- Name Eric Harker
- Location SLC/PDX
- Web http://flavors.me...
- Bio Recent M.Arch grad and graphic design/typography/photography obsessor
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