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ejharker

BrettAnderson49 I wonder how many imaginary friends attend the spelling bee every year. 10:33 AM May 31st via Echofon Retweeted by ejharker and 337 others
Phlegmingway Those who wanted to change the world became loud and hostile. Those of us that already knew the world was damned made love and drank. 7:48 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by ejharker and 515 others
@alecbaldwin Opportunists. 7:49 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone from Salt Lake City, UT in reply to alecbaldwin
My dog is "with Mitt" because he can't spell America either. #withmitt twitter.com/ejharker/statu… 8:05 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPad
mccreath Honestly, come November I'll be voting to keep Michelle Obama in the White House as much as Barack. 8:29 AM May 29th via web Retweeted by ejharker
JennyJohnsonHi5 Thanks to all the soldiers who fought for our freedom and on behalf of all Americans, we apologize for this guy.. twitpic.com/9qdhbo 12:37 PM May 28th via Echofon Retweeted by ejharker and 523 others
UncleDynamite I'm going to Wes Anderson's new movie today to find out which other Kinks b-sides I may have overlooked. 9:22 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by ejharker and 28 others
AndrewMaynard Real estate agents % fees for selling a building are typically higher than an architects % fee for designing it bit.ly/LVbUXO #lame 4:43 PM May 27th via TweetDeck Retweeted by ejharker and 63 others
@aaronanthony85 let's get Martha in on it! 7:26 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPad in reply to aaronanthony85
@aaronanthony85 Titanic. Boom. 5:57 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone from Salt Lake City, UT in reply to aaronanthony85
Got my Pink Martini tickets! instagr.am/p/LEUUDSjFGR/ @PinkMartiniNews 4:12 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone from Salt Lake City, UT
NotTildaSwinton How did you sleep, Tildren? With your eyes open, so you continued to learn? Theremiah moistens mine with quiet licks during slumber. 11:11 AM May 25th via web Retweeted by ejharker and 163 others
NotTildaSwinton You’re not the first transient I've confused for quivering foxes stacked on top of each other. Regardless, welcome. I'll make you soup. 8:55 PM May 23rd via web Retweeted by ejharker and 211 others
NotTildaSwinton I watched the river dry up and recede until there was only mud and choking fish. Remember to condition your hair; condition your essence. 6:24 AM May 24th via web Retweeted by ejharker and 198 others
Mike_FTW Sigh. Sometimes I think I should just get my paycheck made out to Kiehl’s and be done with it. 7:57 AM May 22nd via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by ejharker and 2 others
30quotes "Sharp tie you've got there, Dennis." "That douchebag up front made me wear it." "Does he know you're the Beeper King?" 5:05 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by ejharker and 44 others
TheArtHausSLC The Art Haus SLC has launched a Kickstarter page!!! Help us raise $5,000 or more! Go here to donate: kickstarter.com/projects/16782… 7:44 AM May 21st via web Retweeted by ejharker
mattbuchanan iPhone chargers are expensive 'cause they is advanced arcfn.com/2012/05/apple-… 5:40 AM May 21st via Twitter for Mac Retweeted by ejharker and 7 others
Scooter Catching Rays instagr.am/p/K0ClyfDFME/ 8:24 AM May 19th via Instagram
hipstermermaid Whole Foods is Trader Joes with the training wheels taken off. 9:03 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by ejharker and 183 others