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  1. @joachimbean What would I do when I found it? Punch it in the nuts? about 5 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to joachimbean
  2. Why did you lose all of my favicons in my bookmarks, Safari? Why do you hate me? about 5 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. Remember how I said friends don't let friends drink and cut fabric on Thurs? Turns out I cut that fabric about a foot too long. A FOOT. about 8 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. And now we have him stirring a pot of linguine with a honing steel. about 10 hours ago from Tweetie
  5. In our kitchen right now is @clint hitting a crab with a hammer and getting crab juice all over my laptop. about 10 hours ago from Tweetie
  6. RT @jeffjarvis: New #TSA rule: Babies no longer permitted to sit on laps. Must fit into overhead compartments. about 12 hours ago from Tweetie
  7. @tameraclark Ducks shouldn't rape other ducks. It's not very nice. about 12 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to tameraclark
  8. I knew the day would come: we have a post on Ars about duck rape courtesy of @j_timmer. http://arst.ch/bp9 about 12 hours ago from Tweetie
  9. This is why I love Facebook. http://dl.dropbox.com/u/265918/stuff/whyilovefacebook.png about 13 hours ago from Tweetie
  10. Finishing up this duvet cover for @clint so I can continue making a dent in the disaster that is my sewing table. about 16 hours ago from Tweetie
  11. @blam @tokyomango You guys are so cute! 7:23 PM Dec 26th from Tweetie in reply to blam
  12. @tameraclark It's rabbit fur. Best gift I ever got, especially now that I don't have that much hair to protect my ears. :P 6:03 PM Dec 26th from Tweetie in reply to tameraclark
  13. @haseebo Hope you have some non-electronic entertainment! 4:58 PM Dec 26th from Tweetie in reply to haseebo
  14. Say what you will about the fuzzy Russian hat, but that thing made my head feel like it was in a tropical paradise while walking outside. 3:59 PM Dec 26th from Tweetie
  15. Wait, I have an idea. How about we just ban underwear? http://bit.ly/7KbIS5 2:18 PM Dec 26th from Tweetie
  16. @reub The specification from TSA is no personal belongings of any kind in your lap/possession. 2:13 PM Dec 26th from Tweetie in reply to reub
  17. I've decided that I'm okay with trading my personal items on flight for glasses of vodka. Beer is OK too. 1:45 PM Dec 26th from Tweetie
  18. @turkchgo Iknowrite? 1:32 PM Dec 26th from Tweetie in reply to turkchgo
  19. @bdsexton The alleged new rules include no personal items whatsoever (including pillows, or anything at all) in last hour of flight. 1:32 PM Dec 26th from Tweetie in reply to bdsexton
  20. I can tolerate a lot of bullshit from airlines, but no electronics/books/ANYTHING in last hour of flight? Just fucking shoot me already. 1:25 PM Dec 26th from Tweetie
  • Name Jacqui Cheng
  • Location Chicago
  • Web http://arstechnic...
  • Bio Associate Editor at Ars Technica. Apple cat-herder. Queen of the Nerds. Amateur seamstress.
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