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  1. @duckierose That first pic made me think something completely different was going on. about 2 hours ago via web in reply to duckierose
  2. Are there any developers out there who've actually read "The Art of Computer Programming"? An impromptu poll of coworkers is 0-for-everyone. about 5 hours ago via web
  3. Having an ongoing bet over whose favorite baseball team is worse leads to some odd cheering habits. Crap, we just homered! 12:22 PM May 29th via web
  4. Maybe in the *other* reality, NBC doesn't cancel Awake. 10:37 AM May 25th via web
  5. The office espresso machine is back from the repair shop. In unrelated news, I don't expect I'd be able to fall asleep before September. 10:57 AM May 24th via web
  6. It just dawned on me that today's cool Roller Derby names are just yesteryear's Garbage Pail Kids' names. 11:09 AM May 19th via Twitter for Android
  7. Coworker: "I don't have time for lunch. I have to go get a massage at 3." Me: "First world problems." 12:19 PM May 10th via web
  8. The office espresso machine is going away for repairs. I'd be worried about the upcoming riots, except I doubt anyone will have the energy. 5:48 PM May 9th via web
  9. The dog dragged his bed over by the TV, folded it like a taco, then started humping it. He might be angling for a Taco Bell spokesmanship. 1:45 PM May 4th via web
  10. The office espresso machine just tried to kill me. I'm pretty sure that's how Skynet's reign of terror starts. 5:28 PM May 3rd via web
  11. "You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry" -She-Hulk 3:00 PM May 3rd via web
  12. @duckierose is it full of puns? 3:10 PM Feb 23rd via web in reply to duckierose
  13. Arthur Dent. Dr. Watson. Bilbo Baggins. What kind of unholy pact with the literary gods did Martin Freeman make? 3:37 PM Feb 12th via web
  14. When I saw this poster, it took me a moment to realize it *wasn't* promoting a Sacha Baron Cohen movie. twitter.com/eitheror/statu… 3:36 PM Feb 6th via Twitter for Android
  15. You have to hand it to the Susan G. Komen Foundation's media savvy. They sure did raise awareness to breast cancer this week. 11:35 AM Feb 3rd via web
  16. "Frosted Flakes? Naaa, that's way too sweet for me." My inner child just cringed in horror. 10:38 AM Jan 19th via web
  17. @fortytwostars Alternatives: For a girl: Lynn Daisy. For a boy: Leonard Desmond, aka Lenny Desi. 8:31 PM Jan 14th via web in reply to fortytwostars
  18. @fortytwostars Boy or girl, I think you should name it Lindsay. 8:23 PM Jan 14th via web in reply to fortytwostars