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blurry concert photography with lots of smeared light effects is not artsy. it looks absurd and screams "i don't know how to use my camera." about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
@DavidARosenberg flickr has about ten gazillion great photos of dc about 6 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to DavidARosenberg
experiment: how cold is it? hypothesis: pretty cold dude! findings: condensation formed mini icicles in my mustache conclusion: omfgbrrrrrr! about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
giles wearing an earring and singing "behind blue eyes" = my life is complete about 8 hours ago from Tweetie
no one likes black jujyfruits. NO ONE. about 9 hours ago from Tweetie
i just asked a customer for ID and the first thing he pulled out was his Chuck E. Cheese Police Department card. it takes all kinds. about 11 hours ago from Tweetie
Q: how important was it for that girl to take a camera phone self-portrait at the bus stop? A: so important that she asked you to step aside about 16 hours ago from Tweetie
just caught wind of the jawbox performance on jimmy fallon. how did his crappy show become ground zero for epic, unreal post-punk reunions? about 20 hours ago from Tweetie
@decibelle i now pronounce you chuck and larry about 21 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to decibelle
why do i always have to wake up just as my dreams about meeting werner herzog are getting more hilarious? about 21 hours ago from Tweetie
@ohiowa i want your evenings! yummy cooking and buffy... 9:12 PM Dec 8th from Tweetie in reply to ohiowa
@ThenAlissaGoes translation: "pay me $50 three times a week to do the exact same thing" 5:35 PM Dec 8th from Tweetie in reply to ThenAlissaGoes
dear grocery store, "soak up the sun" is just about the LAST song i want to hear right now. 5:24 PM Dec 8th from Tweetie
@ohbradlewis the wiener hole is there for your wiener. why would anyone NOT use it? comfort + convenience + style that can't be beat. 2:14 PM Dec 8th from Tweetie in reply to ohbradlewis
is there anything cuter than a little swedish grandma buying beats by dre headphones? i doubt it. 1:13 PM Dec 8th from Tweetie
RT @catchdini: RT @djbrainchild laurence fishburne says he'll don cowboy curtis jheri curl wig if another pee wee herman movie is made # ... 7:20 AM Dec 8th from API
@decibelle it sounds like your job is worse than being house mother in a crack den. 7:11 AM Dec 8th from Tweetie in reply to decibelle
apparently i missed the national conversation when americans demanded an alvin and the chipmunks sequel. oops, i mean squeakquel. 6:40 AM Dec 8th from Tweetie
@ThenAlissaGoes it's kind of weird that you got my name embroidered on your snuggie, but okay! 10:29 PM Dec 7th from Tweetie in reply to ThenAlissaGoes
i hate mitch albom and his beige-bound franchise of maudlin crap with an unbearable passion. he is one of the five people you meet in hell. 10:28 PM Dec 7th from Tweetie