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  1. The moon this morning looks like a clipped toenail.
  2. Did you guys see all those people in Colorado chasing that giant floating pan of Jiffy Pop? Man those people must really love popcorn.
  3. This humidity sucks swamp ass.
  4. Perfect afternoon for Samovar's Ocean of Wisdom herbal infusion: earthy and warming with a touch of sweetness.
  5. @EVLD right back at you, Duncan!
  6. We lost Internet connectivety at work due to the storm. AT&T you better pull through for me today or I'm kicking your fanny, British version
  7. @trickybrit me in a speedo at your feet can be the third thing. Or not.
  8. @EVLD Check it: http://twitpic.com/ldtzm All kinds of sexy. Do you like my cross?
  9. BTW, I'm also thankful that my office is casual since today I'm wearing a Speedo and only a Speedo. If I still worked at Gap HQ: awkward.
  10. Due to the rain I just swam 1/2 mile down Bryant River née Street to get to my office. Thankfully I'm wearing a Speedo and only a Speedo.
  11. Just spilt a pot of hot water for tea all over my desk at work. Downside: I just ruined a bunch of files. Upside: I no longer need to file.
  12. Early morning yoga, tea, and good music. I can survive today but all bets are off come tomorrow.
  13. Wow. I just had the most irksome experience at Kiehl's. I can't believe how bad of a mood it's put me in. #firstworldproblems
  14. Jesus was a hipster.
  15. If I have learned anything from Pepe Le Pew it is ze corned beef does not run away from ze cabbage
  16. How many times have you found a body down an elevator shaft only for it to turn out to be a blow-up doll? http://yfrog.com/5e405oj
  17. I thought the homeless guy next to me was waving hello but really he was just fanning his fart towards me. I love SF.
  18. The sky this morning looks bruised. If I were able to touch it the world would wince.
  19. Every morning I wake up and ask to see the world in a new way.
  20. Overheard: "I'm a straight guy, a totally, totally straight guy, but when I hear him sing it's like a kitten licking my heart!"