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Einadlay

If people fucked each other as often as they fucked each other OVER, the world would be a much nicer place. #RealTalk 9:47 PM May 8th via web
ImLeslieChow That awkward moment when your toys make 3 movies behind your back. 6:45 PM May 1st via web Retweeted by Einadlay and 1615 others
@Baileysfantasy I scoffed a little. :p 7:09 PM May 1st via web in reply to Baileysfantasy
Growing up, media was the father I never had. So of course I'm going to try to conform to his ideas of beauty. 2:58 PM Apr 30th via web
#YouKnowShesTheOne if she makes you keep your Star Wars shirt on when you copulate. 2:23 PM Apr 30th via web
It's not like I WANT to be a crazy cat lady. But how can you say "no" to them? #ohgodkittens instagr.am/p/KDv2e1gfj1/ 2:17 PM Apr 30th via Instagram
I feel like my life is a constant test to see if I make the right, moral, decision. And I keep failing. 12:37 PM Apr 30th via web
Life needs to stop trying to make me be more responsible. It's not gonna happen. #ShrugLife 12:14 PM Apr 30th via web
DwightParody YOLO? False. Reincarnation. 7:03 PM Apr 29th via web Retweeted by Einadlay and 5625 others
I'm actually in bed before midnight. :D Now all that's left is to fall asleep. #WishMeLuck 10:56 PM Apr 10th via Twitter for iPhone
yo_natalie I love those friends that you can go days, weeks w|out talking to & when you do finally talk to them it's the same love. No tude or nothing. 8:40 PM Apr 9th via UberSocial for BlackBerry Retweeted by Einadlay and 9 others
StephenAtHome I'm not a fan of the electric car. I don't want to have to dangle a kite full of keys outside my passenger window just to go 15 mph. 8:55 PM Apr 9th via SocialOomph Retweeted by Einadlay and 1243 others
DanGurewitch Let's look into our hearts and get real and rename the "Five-Second Rule" the "Did Anybody See It Fall Rule" 9:34 PM Apr 8th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by Einadlay and 35 others
#MyLife consists primarily of trying to convince attractive people that I am one of them, in hopes of being able to bed them. 10:03 AM Apr 7th via web
#ImHilarious twitter.com/Einadlay/statu… 11:12 PM Apr 3rd via Twitter for iPhone
azizansari Shoutout to chickenpox. Only disease that says "you know what, we did our thing once and now I'm out of here forever, peace." 4:07 PM Mar 30th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Einadlay and 3465 others
Listening to "Cliffs of Dover" always puts me in a great mood. #EricJohnson 6:10 PM Apr 3rd via web
Baileysfantasy Don't half ass two things..whole ass one thing. 5:48 PM Apr 3rd via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Einadlay
funnymatt We Support Chris Brown's arms for him when they get tired from punching women in the face. 12:33 PM Apr 3rd via web Retweeted by Einadlay and 88 others
Drink green tea to help me relax and fall asleep; get incessant boners, instead. #ThatShitCray 1:59 AM Apr 3rd via web