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  1. @doomduck 11 out of 13 of your latest tweets have been about moonfruit, lactating, lack of pants, and manboobs. that is all i have to say. 11:46 AM Jul 6th from web
  2. say hello to my dad! @billkuo welcome to twitter! 9:08 AM Jun 7th from web
  3. @silvermusic yay! thank you! :) hope all is well 12:28 PM May 30th from web in reply to silvermusic
  4. @silvermusic can nate and i buy a hard copy of your EP? itunes is fun and all but we kick it old school.. :) 8:44 AM May 30th from web in reply to silvermusic
  5. anybody interested in seeing Avenue Q in NYC on Saturday may 30? we has 2 tix! YOU can has! 11:50 AM May 18th from web
  6. got punked today. reeeal good. 9:59 AM May 18th from web
  7. is super f'n sleepy 6:44 AM May 12th from web
  8. @PerezHilton http://www.religiondispatches.org/blog/sexandgender/755/ :) i love this. thought of your crusade. check it out! 6:08 AM May 12th from web in reply to PerezHilton
  9. misses nate and is ready to go home. 3:24 PM May 10th from web
  10. is rediscovering what "relaxed" and "rested" feel like. 8:18 AM May 8th from web
  11. 's lunch is sitting on the floor at home, right next to where her shoes and briefcase were, so she wouldn't forget it. which she did. 8:31 AM May 5th from web
  12. first reported case of iPhone displaying H1N1 symptoms in the US. patient has been quarantined in my purse. apple users on glove advisory. 8:20 AM May 4th from web
  13. @butchwalker wins what? wins you coming to their town to play a show, plus backstage passes? 'cos, i can get to liking mayo in a hurry. 6:29 AM May 4th from web in reply to butchwalker
  14. @knowncitizen if you got it, flaunt it!! 1:12 PM May 2nd from web in reply to knowncitizen
  15. RT ahahahahahahhaha @drewtoothpaste They said we wouldn't have universal health care until pigs flu. Well, here we are. 3:05 PM Apr 30th from web
  16. almost got run over by a school bus running a red this morning. our kids are in GREAT hands. 6:00 AM Apr 30th from web
  17. @ryanada_ms ... are in your sleep. 9:32 PM Apr 29th from TweetDeck in reply to ryanada_ms
  18. @doomduck fo sho it's the certain insanity (i know you thought about jack sparrow too when you caught a pirate) though i <3 gold too. 9:31 PM Apr 29th from TweetDeck in reply to doomduck
  19. is RIDICULOUSLY STOKED that SLASH (motherf'n SLASH) is gonna be on american idol next week. SLASH!!!! WHAT?!?!?! :D :D 7:55 PM Apr 29th from web
  20. @johncmayer but why do you care if 9 or 900K of us enjoy your tweets? we enjoy that you're tweetin' at all even if we disagree or whatever 7:54 PM Apr 29th from web in reply to johncmayer