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PigeonJon Shat in a Picnic Basket and basically ruined it for everyone there. 7:23 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by eightypence and 214 others
frankieboyle Remember at Italia 90 all that stuff about Gazza crying showing that it's ok for men to cry? I now think any man who cries is mentally ill. 11:48 AM May 26th via web Retweeted by eightypence and 227 others
PigeonJon Shat on a man with a Tribal Tattoo because I don't think he's actually from a Tribe. 7:29 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by eightypence and 457 others
It's safe to say that I love Leicester. 6:33 AM May 26th via Twitter for Android
qikipedia How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb? Two: one to change the bulb and the other to hold the peni-LADDER (Thanks @TSGMegs) 6:47 AM May 25th via web Retweeted by eightypence and 282 others
I still can't believe they named a TV show A Touch Of Cloth. #gigglefest 4:11 AM May 25th via web
Says every Foo Fighters song sounds the same, but listens to slayer. #suremate 2:25 AM May 25th via web
Is being an insufferable cunt a prerequisite to being a Sky News presenter? 1:30 PM May 24th via web
That car is fucking disgusting, even by 80's standards. #bullseye 12:58 PM May 24th via web
@sypickle He's got to deal with thousands of scrotes behind him abusing him. The kind that probably drink drive on a regular basis. #idiots 12:54 PM May 24th via web in reply to sypickle
sypickle If Luke McCormick was returning to a well paid job in finance, no one would bat an eyelid. Everyone deserves a second chance 10:45 AM May 24th via web Retweeted by eightypence and 1 other
Fat people, ear stretchers, pride in ignorance, Richard Hammond, R&B, egg fried rice, Lonsdale, dogs, wrestling fans #thingsthatdisgustme 12:36 PM May 24th via web
So. Much. Credits. 11:37 AM May 24th via web
And Brazil really needs to get its tourism PR into overdrive as it doesn't come out too well. #maxpayne3 11:21 AM May 24th via web
Hopefully the end of the series as it goes out on a high note. #maxpayne3 11:20 AM May 24th via web
The game was a little too hard at times. Probably why they increased your ammo and pills after a few deaths. #maxpayne3 11:20 AM May 24th via web
Cover was annoying to begin with but once I got used to it it worked well with Bullet time. #maxpayne3 11:19 AM May 24th via web
AMAZING game. Great story. #maxpayne3 11:18 AM May 24th via web
Max Payne 3 completed. My final thoughts as follows... 11:18 AM May 24th via web
The bus I am on is making Reaper sounds. #ohshitsomebodyphoneShepherd 6:44 AM May 22nd via Twitter for Android