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  1. I've just been told my typical "look" is appropriately titled "whimsical Unibomber."
  2. Final sweep out of all areas of house: done. I didn't even dare go back inside with shoes on. Buh-bye, house. #ListOfLasts
  3. And thus endeth my career as a lawn mower. #ListOfLasts
  4. #ShouldBeComingSoon - Oz/Wonderland/Neverland/100-Acre-Wood Wars! Cowardly Lion vs. White Rabbit vs. Tinkerbell vs. POOH.
  5. @wwwendyyy I'd say the same, except of I'd bothered to check I wouldn't now be gobsmacked to find I'm done at 1 today. weeee!
  6. @bheater Meanwhile John Candy's career downfall was that he is fat and dead. Well, maybe only dead now.
  7. What I had for lunch: 7 years of accumulated dust from behind washer/dryer. Thick. Like a stew. Strangely flavorless.
  8. Of course, I assume on our Independence Day, Canadian's collectively flip the bird toward the south. Who'd blame 'em? We take so many drugs.
  9. Is this Canada Day thing like our July 4? Or just a day for us to try and remember Canada exists for more than inexpensive generic drugs?
  10. Fun! Filed formal complaint with bank for charging me $25 to FAX a loan payoff to my lawyer. Utterly ridiculous. (Snailmail is free? WTF)
  11. @underpope I hope that blogroll tasted better going down than when you purged it. (bada-BING!)
  12. Twitter is now officially against animated GIF profile pics. I may have been only person left who wanted one.
  13. Maintenance finally removing the dead water heater that's been outside my apt door for months. Sounds like they dropped it down the stairs.
  14. I can haz oversized swing chair for tiny patio? Yes I canz! http://twitpic.com/8xurb
  15. Many tweet-bots want me to pay homage to MJ by clicking their "link" to get a "ringtone." Somehow, mouse slips to "block."
  16. Beginning my work day before 8AM, via iPhone, while still in bed. Awesome or pathetic?
  17. @nat_schumaker Don't forget to find Ghostbuster's firehouse HQ. And you're not far from The Daily Bugle, either.
  18. I thought the DOOM coming to iPhone was a port of the classic... but it's a totally new game, with real 3D + lotsa gore. http://is.gd/1jox2
  19. RT @Southworth: enjoy worrying about things beyond your control every single waking moment? Try PARENTING™! From makers of MISERY™ and WOE™!
  20. Okay, actually, the music-instead-of-ring wouldn't bother me so much if I didn't have to repeatedly call a person who has it w/ no response.