eggonmyface
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Macbeth sounds like a featured menu item topped with lettuce and cheese on a sesame seed bun that can never be eaten by a man born of woman
9:24 AM Nov 13th
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your mirror hung itself. pun intended. bazinga.
8:03 PM Nov 12th
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Does anyone know where I can get a nice H1N1, lettuce, and tomato sandwich?
1:34 PM Nov 11th
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Loved, and were loved, and now we lie In Flanders fields.
1:31 PM Nov 11th
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The 54th anniversary of the day Dr. Brown conceptualized the flux capacitor. Let's celebrate with fisherman's vests, holoboards, and manure.
12:53 PM Nov 5th
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@ Lol I was that panda you saw! Sike..I dressed as the guy who ordered the strike on Pearl Harbor..I got beat up that night
7:14 AM Nov 2nd
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@ I'm chillin like a polar bear's toenails.
9:06 AM Oct 31st
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to just scrape the mold off. The stuff under is still good.
12:00 PM Oct 29th
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@ Are you excited to watch your team lose to the Phillies again tonight?
11:52 AM Oct 29th
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Halloween Brain Shots!
7:01 AM Oct 29th
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1-0 Phillies!!!
8:56 PM Oct 28th
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Let's go Philles!
4:02 PM Oct 28th
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Support Philadelphia , add a to your avatar now! -
4:01 PM Oct 28th
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I just turned my pile of pennies and nickles into $11.72 after Coinstar rudely deboed me out of a buck and some change.
9:09 AM Oct 28th
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Mos Def, Black Thought, Eminem. Enough said.
7:54 PM Oct 27th
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for cops to pull someone over just because, in their opinion, their a$$ is too fat
6:11 PM Oct 27th
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I paid for a mean at McDonald's with dimes. Word.
6:02 PM Oct 27th
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@ Nerds rule the Earth.
12:34 PM Oct 27th
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Bill Nye + Autotune = Trippy Music
12:30 PM Oct 27th
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I used to turn Big Macs into two sandwiches, one of which only had one bun
11:18 AM Oct 27th
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- Name Christopher Kim
- Location Philadelphia, PA
- Bio Just a young adult trying to make a ripple in this planet covered in water
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