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  1. I've eaten so much gum today. Yes, I eat gum.
  2. OMG MY PIMPLE IS SO HOT. HOLLER IF YOU HATE THE INFLAMMATORY PROCESS.
  3. I really need to hit up a Magicuts. My hair grows so fast. No mustache jokes, it hurts my furry upper lip's feelings. Legs: "Ours too!" #fb
  4. @actuallynph Jst drp th vwls. Or send tweets to your followers via telepathy. Like this: "___________________________".
  5. @karenhamilton Hellz yes! 6 hrs ago I was follower #44. He's now up to over 36k.
  6. @ActuallyNPH I can do the severed thumb trick. Can I join your magic club?
  7. Approximately follower #44 of @ActuallyNPH. Now up to 700 about a minute later!
  8. A Jon Gosselin sex tape? Nooooooooo. Do Not Want, but ngl, if it's real, I'll probably watch it. #fb
  9. UPS tracking, why do you tease me so?!
  10. Craving raisins but don't have any. Looking up how to raisinify the grapes I do have.
  11. Signed in to my hotmail account for the first time in over 5 years. Windows Live confuses me. #fb
  12. Watched National Geographic episode on Cats of the Savannah that used Kenny G type loooove making music throughout.
  13. Just installed Picasa 3. This face recognition stuff blows my mind. I want to say "literally". It'll be my new catchphrase. Literally. #fb
  14. Rediscovered an internets oldie but goodie. ILU Peter Pan. http://bit.ly/EY4nk #fb
  15. So excited to dress up as Care Bears for Halloween! Swapped costumes for lolz. Jeff makes a delightful Funshine Bear. #fb
  16. Aisles at Value Village made me dizzy. Also, a crazy man growled at me like a grizzly bear. #fb
  17. Just found out the guy on KCTS *isn't* Star Trek's Scotty. My mind is literally blown. #fb
  18. I think it's time I put on some pants. #fb
  19. Me: All our kids names should start w/ the letter Ü. Kinda like the Duggars. Jeff: What's an umlaut? Me: You suck at being German. #fb
  20. **Shakes fist at yams** #fb