egadzook
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I've eaten so much gum today. Yes, I eat gum.
about 1 hour ago
from Digsby
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OMG MY PIMPLE IS SO HOT. HOLLER IF YOU HATE THE INFLAMMATORY PROCESS.
5:13 PM Nov 19th
from Digsby
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I really need to hit up a Magicuts. My hair grows so fast. No mustache jokes, it hurts my furry upper lip's feelings. Legs: "Ours too!"
10:23 AM Nov 17th
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@ Jst drp th vwls. Or send tweets to your followers via telepathy. Like this: "___________________________".
10:14 AM Nov 17th
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@ Hellz yes! 6 hrs ago I was follower #44. He's now up to over 36k.
10:25 PM Nov 16th
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@ I can do the severed thumb trick. Can I join your magic club?
4:03 PM Nov 16th
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Approximately follower #44 of @. Now up to 700 about a minute later!
3:57 PM Nov 16th
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A Jon Gosselin sex tape? Nooooooooo. Do Not Want, but ngl, if it's real, I'll probably watch it.
11:30 AM Nov 12th
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UPS tracking, why do you tease me so?!
9:10 PM Nov 10th
from Digsby
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Craving raisins but don't have any. Looking up how to raisinify the grapes I do have.
5:20 PM Nov 10th
from Digsby
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Signed in to my hotmail account for the first time in over 5 years. Windows Live confuses me.
12:13 PM Nov 9th
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Watched National Geographic episode on Cats of the Savannah that used Kenny G type loooove making music throughout.
11:31 PM Nov 8th
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Just installed Picasa 3. This face recognition stuff blows my mind. I want to say "literally". It'll be my new catchphrase. Literally.
4:58 PM Nov 6th
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Rediscovered an internets oldie but goodie. ILU Peter Pan.
9:47 PM Nov 4th
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So excited to dress up as Care Bears for Halloween! Swapped costumes for lolz. Jeff makes a delightful Funshine Bear.
10:56 AM Oct 29th
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Aisles at Value Village made me dizzy. Also, a crazy man growled at me like a grizzly bear.
7:21 PM Oct 26th
from mobile web
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Just found out the guy on KCTS *isn't* Star Trek's Scotty. My mind is literally blown.
6:09 PM Oct 24th
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I think it's time I put on some pants.
11:55 AM Oct 21st
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Me: All our kids names should start w/ the letter Ü. Kinda like the Duggars. Jeff: What's an umlaut? Me: You suck at being German.
12:08 PM Oct 14th
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**Shakes fist at yams**
10:37 PM Oct 11th
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- Name amber
- Location Vancouver BC
- Bio I am an 'exclamation of surprise and astonishment'. Also, I like donuts.
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