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  1. Life's Little Disappointment #1, by the way, is that cocoa powder doesn't taste anything like it smells. 6:49 AM Nov 14th from mobile web
  2. Life's Little Disappointments#2: Flower farms aren't beautiful. All you can see is rows of greenhouses. 12:54 AM Nov 13th from mobile web
  3. Life's Little Disappoinents#2: Flower farms aren't beautiful. All you can see is rows of greenhouses. 12:52 AM Nov 13th from mobile web
  4. They're missing it completely. The problem with digital is it's so measurable you can get bogged down in clickthru rates and miss the magic. 12:49 AM Nov 11th from mobile web
  5. Pearls of wisdom flying: 'mobile phones aren't just phones any more!' 'Content is king!' And how about that groovy new Facebook thing? 12:21 AM Nov 11th from mobile web
  6. At Tony Kownderman's brainstorm. Presentation from Google is exercise in Stating The Bleeding Obvious. 11:52 PM Nov 10th from mobile web
  7. Look out, world, I'm getting my grump on again. 11:59 PM Nov 9th from web
  8. Hello, my name is Grumpy Pants McShouty Face. 5:39 AM Nov 4th from web
  9. When did "relevancy" become a word? What happened to "relevant"? 7:57 AM Nov 3rd from web
  10. So my guy has signed up for Movember. Am practising kissing a bath brush in preparation. 11:12 PM Nov 2nd from web
  11. I hope all the wine I bought at Winex on Friday night doesn't taste like horses' urine when I'm sober. 10:45 PM Nov 1st from web
  12. After taking a barrage of vitamins from A to K, I now have the world's most expensive urine. 5:08 AM Oct 22nd from web
  13. What does the new Bioplus campaign mean?? What does a billboard featuring a child with a missing tooth have to do with Bioplus?? 1:48 AM Oct 22nd from web
  14. So, tonight I was going to knock off at six, go home, have a glasshh of wine and read my book. How'd I end up working till 3.30am? 6:22 PM Oct 19th from web
  15. Foreguilt: the feeling I get when I drive into a Caltex forecourt to go to the shop and have to say "sorry" to the eagerly waving pump guys. 4:08 AM Oct 18th from web
  16. I don't ever regret not driving a fancy car. But every now and then I wish my car had a cupholder. 8:09 AM Oct 16th from mobile web
  17. @Digiguru Yes I do. Try reading some Improving Literature, like a book on philosophy or theology. You'll be away in seconds. 9:58 PM Oct 15th from web in reply to Digiguru
  18. Quote of the year: We are increasingly ignorant, but we do not know enough to be properly ashamed. (Jacoby, The Age of American Unreason). 4:52 AM Oct 7th from web
  19. Working late on a pitch. Ooh, the laughter, the hilarity, the side-splitting midnight jokes. Are there any times as good as these? 12:01 PM Oct 5th from web
  20. Why can't I find a man who makes me laugh like Bill Bryson does? Is it too much to ask? 9:24 AM Oct 3rd from web