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  1. Merriment and what-not. Don’t apologize. It’s just what *would* happen.
  2. Bouncy or coffy, it’s all the same at the bottom of the river.
  3. Even at the very bottom of the river, I didn’t stop to say to myself, "Is this a Hearty Joke or the Merest Accident?"
  4. A little Consideration, a little Thought for Others, makes all the difference. Or so they say.
  5. Somebody has put me in a new storybook without bothering to ask. I’m not complaining, but There It Is.
  6. No Brains at all, some of them.
  7. Everybody crowds round so on here. There’s no Space. I never saw a more Spreading lot of animals in my life, and in all the wrong places.
  8. I must move about more on here. I must come & go & drop in. And if anyone says in a Loud Voice, "Bother, it’s Eeyore," I can drop out again.
  9. Just last week or the week before, Rabbit bumped into me and said ‘Bother!’ The Social Round. Always something going on.
  10. Just because you hear a buzzing-noise coming from a tree doesn’t mean you’re going to get any honey.
  11. They’re funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you’re having them.
  12. Anybody who tells you that getting thin takes “about a week” is lying.
  13. ...he didn’t actually say anything, mind you, but he knew it was me. Very friendly of him, I thought. Encouraging.
  14. Owl flew past a day or two ago and noticed me...
  15. When you shout “Is anybody at home?” into a rabbit hole, and a voice answers “No!” it probably means you are not welcome.
  16. It will rain soon, you see if it doesn’t.
  17. Sing. Enjoy yourselves. Some can.
  18. @campassmores-- Quite-between-ourselves-and-don’t-tell-anybody, I agree.
  19. Having your missing tail recovered is all well and good, but remember that it will have to be reattached. With a hammer and nail.
  20. When your tail is missing, remember that you have every right to Mope.