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eemillyyy

I don't think she was supposed to go through the dishwasher! #oopsie twitter.com/eemillyyy/stat… about 15 hours ago via web
I'm in such a good mood today! about 16 hours ago via web
It's weird how I'm okay with this about 17 hours ago via web
9:30? Bedtime! 6:31 PM May 28th via web
I need to go to my mind palace #sherlock 6:16 PM May 28th via web
KellyRisk first sunburn means summer has arrived #ouch #summer2012 3:57 PM May 28th via web Retweeted by eemillyyy and 1 other
Four days left with these children. Only four days left. I can make it. I will keep my sanity. 4:59 PM May 28th via web
Legos piss me off so much.. 7:15 PM May 27th via txt
Does anybody honestly pronounce tomato and potato as"tomahto" and "potahto"? I have yet to meet somebody who does. 7:54 PM May 26th via txt
Babysitting. Until Friday, Saturday? I'm not too sure. If I make it through this week, it will be a miracle. #thesekidswillbethedeathofme 9:57 AM May 26th via web
Today was wonderful..Until 4. Goodness, I don't know what was going on with you today, but it was annoying as hell. Stop it. 7:32 PM May 25th via web
mishacollins I hate it when buildings have to take acid to have a good time. twitvid.com/UMRHQ 2:46 AM May 25th via Echofon from here Retweeted by eemillyyy and 878 others
I love them all and am going to miss each and every one of them next year <3 7:08 PM May 24th via web
With my last band banquet over, I really feel now that this is it. It was a perfect night with the best family I could have asked for. 7:08 PM May 24th via web
Yeah..I'd rather just take my exam for 4th and 5th hour than go to school tomorrow. 12:51 PM May 24th via web
supitslita Every saint has a past & every sinner has a future. 10:14 AM May 24th via web Retweeted by eemillyyy
I feel guilty being in such a good mood right now. 6:11 PM May 23rd via web
BenSavage Hey @CarlyRaeJepsen... This is crazy, but... Did he ever end up calling you? 8:11 PM May 21st via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by eemillyyy and 4539 others
"If you aren't, why is?" #Phillipyouaredrunk 3:56 PM May 23rd via web
TFLN (832): Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem 1:22 PM May 23rd via web Retweeted by eemillyyy and 7055 others