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edwardkoenning

  1. I often find that while watering the grass, wearing a hat is very relaxing. #caddyshack #carl #pullingmyhose instagr.am/p/LUPzKDP5wl/
  2. "Scooby-Doo is the master of straw control." Jonas
  3. The nats were bothering him so much tonight. Poot puppy. #weinerdog @obiweinerkenobi loves some scratching. instagr.am/p/LT-jJqP52K/
  4. We will have your portion then. RT @AndreaDuke15 @edwardkoenning @richardcoliver I *wont* be celebrating that.
  5. Yes! RT @JohnYull There's something special about drinking a beer at the movies! #alamo lockerz.com/s/213415575
  6. RT @KRTS Headcanon: The Horrifying Truth Behind Pixar's Cars Universe geekosystem.com/headcanon-cars…
  7. RT @RichardCOliver: Never too early to announce this: Tomorrow is National Donut Day. Enjoy.
  8. RT @em1026 shhh don't tell @BlackOnAir @edschober Holy crap! Tomorrow is National Doughnut Day! When the hell were you guys going to tell me
  9. You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?
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  12. Don't mind if I do! RT @thinkgeek: Good morning! Here, have a Star Wars LEGO minifig cupcake or 3: twitpic.com/9rao7q
  13. Blue screen of death is really putting a kink in my work load.
  14. Awesome! RT @DoctorLongscarf: Picture Of The Day: Boy rides Shark! (real picture) twitter.com/DoctorLongscar…
  15. Oh, poor Garfield. -- io9.com/5914471/holy-c… #io9
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