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  1. Why is it that people in wheelchairs always have such nice new shoes? 1:10 AM Dec 4th from web
  2. I wonder if the Beatles ever got stoned and listened to their music on headphones? 9:15 PM Nov 11th from web
  3. Maybe the Bible exists to tempt people into becoming Christians. Satan wrote the Bible! Anyone who follows it goes to Hell. 9:43 PM Aug 16th from web
  4. If you weigh 300 pounds, then yes, that dress does make you look fat. 2:48 AM Aug 12th from web
  5. Why does every online forum degenerate into losers cracking inside jokes? (That must be why @mxcl94 is always changing his avatar…) 10:48 PM Aug 10th from web
  6. To clear something up: The recent Tragicle on the Hudson was just God reminding us of his earlier Miracle on the Hudson. 3:52 PM Aug 10th from web
  7. Hey, did Noah take plants aboard the Ark, too? Don't tell me orchids and tomatoes survived under salt water for 150 days! 9:31 PM Aug 9th from web
  8. I don't remove cobwebs. Those cobs went to a lot of work to make them. 11:30 PM Aug 4th from web
  9. "If God wanted us to get high, he'd have created plants that became psychoactive when eaten or smoked." - Stephen Colbert 12:06 AM Aug 4th from web
  10. I told my doctor that I have a crippling illness in which I am unable to contemplate the cosmic nature of the universe, without my medicine. 11:03 PM Jul 31st from web
  11. OW!! Why doesn't the sink garbage disposer have a warning about not sticking your hand into it?? 8:08 PM Jul 30th from web
  12. Is it me, or does TV poker feature a lot of shady characters? 2:09 AM Jul 30th from web
  13. There's a commercial for Smirnoff vodka in which people get drunk and jump into a swimming pool with no water in it. Is good idea? 1:34 AM Jul 30th from web
  14. WTF ever happened to organ grinders?? I predict that organ grinders will make a huge comeback! 12:23 AM Jul 24th from web
  15. Meghan McCain called Joe the Plumber a "dumbass" and said, "He should stick to plumbing." She officially may have my children now. 11:08 PM Jul 15th from web
  16. In movie theaters, people seem to tolerate a baby crying more than a ringing cell phone. So I've changed my ringtone to a baby crying. 2:46 PM Jul 15th from web
  17. I CANNOT WAIT for Major League Baseball to drop its affiliation with one of the most divisive songs ever written, "God Bless America." 7:35 PM Jul 14th from web
  18. When you buy a large item at the supermarket, why do they put a sticker on it? Do people really try to shoplift 64-packs of toilet paper? 4:55 PM Jul 11th from web
  19. Larry King talked about being a nonbeliever ("I can't take that leap of faith") on the Tonight Show...awesome. 12:36 AM Jul 10th from web
  20. What do you do if you're both pee-shy *and* into giving golden showers? 12:45 AM Jul 4th from web