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hipstermermaid #Judging #you #by #your #hashtag #overuse. about 14 hours ago via web Retweeted by edskelton and 637 others
Prediction: This season of Breaking Bad will inspire some dark spiritual flash. Better be better than Mad Men this season. Obviously will. 8:41 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
A co-worker totally confessed her love for Riker. I wanted to say "Oh, you're a total Deanna Troy" but pussed out. #lies #sttng 8:37 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
ladygaga don't judge me if 35 years from now I have a clothing line like Liza. sort of a suppressed dream. I WANT TO SELL VELOUR and sparkly CHARMS! 8:23 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPad Retweeted by edskelton and 5720 others
hipstermermaid Considered buying some nice swimwear today but realized it'd be a better investment for me to just burn the money as I finished the donuts. 7:00 PM May 31st via web Retweeted by edskelton and 246 others
Star Trek 5 ist das best. 8:13 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
LeadPipeLucy @edskelton Wooo labyrinth! 7:07 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to edskelton Retweeted by edskelton
Is it totes *not* gay-best-friend of me to insist that Jennifer Connelly has world's greatest eyebrows? #RedWineAndMicrowavePopcornSTAT 6:27 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
Fun fact: I don't wanna know you. #crumudgeon Wait, the Missus refuses to watch the new Muppet Movie with me. Prolly wise. Shit. 6:15 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
Dancing the magic dance with the Missus & David Bowie & some Muppets & Jennifer Connelly. If can't guess this movie I don't wanna know u. 6:13 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
hipstermermaid What Bon Iver song is this thing playing? Oh, this is a baby monitor... 3:21 PM May 31st via web Retweeted by edskelton and 494 others
hipstermermaid I'm extremely worried that I come across as anxious. 2:45 PM May 31st via web Retweeted by edskelton and 239 others
IamEnidColeslaw I want to go to a strip club where all the girls look like the ones I had crushes on in highschool (jeans, Doc Martens, NIN shirt, etc) 7:34 AM May 31st via Twitter for Android Retweeted by edskelton and 75 others
Seriously, Google Drive for iOS!!! Now!!! Please. 8:43 AM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
000___000 Remember when people just had heart attacks and nervous breakdowns instead of heart disease and bipolar disorder? Those were the days. 6:15 AM May 31st via web Retweeted by edskelton and 5 others
JenKirkman I'm having my period. Or a miscarriage. I can't tell. 9:14 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by edskelton and 37 others
This is my united states of whatever. 9:13 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
@LeadPipeLucy Huh? I know that's a figure skater, right? 9:11 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to LeadPipeLucy
hipstermermaid Spike TV could be called "The Guys in Bad Sunglasses Channel." 7:18 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by edskelton and 54 others
IamEnidColeslaw This cute guy gave me the Heimlich but his dick was soft. As if choking in an Arby's wasn't bad enough, now my ego hurts. : ( 7:01 PM May 30th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by edskelton and 55 others