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  1. Researching historical drinking stories. Estimated amount of human history occurring under the influence of alcohol: 78%.12 minutes ago from web
  2. "KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!!!!!" #1stdraftmovielines #spellingiseverythingabout 9 hours ago from web
  3. "You had me at 'yo.'" #1stdraftmovielinesabout 9 hours ago from web
  4. @NunesMagician That's actually true, and is already happening.about 10 hours ago from web in reply to NunesMagician
  5. RT: @Nastinchka "I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet. It's the one that says 'Hello Kitty' on it."about 13 hours ago from web
  6. "...you get the money, you get the power. When you get the power, then you get a pet tiger, because they are AWESOME." #1stdraftmovielinesabout 13 hours ago from web
  7. "The name's Bond. Doug Bond." #1stdraftmovielinesabout 13 hours ago from web
  8. "Oh, no. It wasn't the airplanes. It was falling off the Empire State Building killed the Beast." #1stdraftmovielinesabout 14 hours ago from web
  9. "Forget it, Jake. It's Samoaville." #1stdraftmovielinesabout 14 hours ago from web
  10. @OntheDLpodcast Sounds great. I'm in for a mil!about 14 hours ago from web in reply to OntheDLpodcast
  11. "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with Doritos and a cold Miller High Life BELLLCH." #1stdraftmovielinesabout 14 hours ago from web
  12. "We're going to need a slightly larger boat." #1stdraftmovielinesabout 14 hours ago from web
  13. "They may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM! I'm referring to the Jews here when I say 'they'." #1stdraftmovielinesabout 14 hours ago from web
  14. EVERYBODY DANCE NOW RT @CaptainAnnoying"Do you expect me to talk?" "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to DANCE!" #1stdraftmovielinesabout 14 hours ago from web
  15. "I drink your milkshake! But I can't finish it all at once! Because it would hurt my head! You know, brainfreeze!" #1stdraftmovielinesabout 14 hours ago from web
  16. "I'm mad as hell, and I'm going to count to ten and see if I calm down a bit." #1stdraftmovielinesabout 14 hours ago from web
  17. @greatbarstoolio is boooooored http://i27.tinypic.com/ix8i...about 15 hours ago from web
  18. New TSB: Your collected crashes and important bits about the Tour de France in less than 500 words: http://tinyurl.com/nkg8wuabout 15 hours ago from web
  19. New EDSBS: Caucasian Menudo stays together for 2009 on ESPN. http://tinyurl.com/mx29xxabout 15 hours ago from web
  20. Brian Kilmeade: unacquainted w/ my ancestors' mating habits. Half-bear, half-Swedes don't just appear, you know. http://tinyurl.com/ntdrx5about 16 hours ago from web