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  1. Researching historical drinking stories. Estimated amount of human history occurring under the influence of alcohol: 78%.
  2. "KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!!!!!" #1stdraftmovielines #spellingiseverything
  3. "You had me at 'yo.'" #1stdraftmovielines
  4. @NunesMagician That's actually true, and is already happening.
  5. RT: @Nastinchka "I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet. It's the one that says 'Hello Kitty' on it."
  6. "...you get the money, you get the power. When you get the power, then you get a pet tiger, because they are AWESOME." #1stdraftmovielines
  7. "The name's Bond. Doug Bond." #1stdraftmovielines
  8. "Oh, no. It wasn't the airplanes. It was falling off the Empire State Building killed the Beast." #1stdraftmovielines
  9. "Forget it, Jake. It's Samoaville." #1stdraftmovielines
  10. @OntheDLpodcast Sounds great. I'm in for a mil!
  11. "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with Doritos and a cold Miller High Life BELLLCH." #1stdraftmovielines
  12. "We're going to need a slightly larger boat." #1stdraftmovielines
  13. "They may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM! I'm referring to the Jews here when I say 'they'." #1stdraftmovielines
  14. EVERYBODY DANCE NOW RT @CaptainAnnoying"Do you expect me to talk?" "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to DANCE!" #1stdraftmovielines
  15. "I drink your milkshake! But I can't finish it all at once! Because it would hurt my head! You know, brainfreeze!" #1stdraftmovielines
  16. "I'm mad as hell, and I'm going to count to ten and see if I calm down a bit." #1stdraftmovielines
  17. @greatbarstoolio is boooooored http://i27.tinypic.com/ix8i...
  18. New TSB: Your collected crashes and important bits about the Tour de France in less than 500 words: http://tinyurl.com/nkg8wu
  19. New EDSBS: Caucasian Menudo stays together for 2009 on ESPN. http://tinyurl.com/mx29xx
  20. Brian Kilmeade: unacquainted w/ my ancestors' mating habits. Half-bear, half-Swedes don't just appear, you know. http://tinyurl.com/ntdrx5