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I feel like a unicorn right now. A unicorn without a horn. Just like a worthless horse... :( 9:49 PM Dec 1st from web
Weird German silent film with a fresh beat. Nuff said. - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mixxJoYS6ro 7:21 PM Nov 24th from web
@CaraBrown_ONLY Now I'm really happy!!! :) 7:42 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to CaraBrown_ONLY
@CaraBrown_ONLY It's good to hear you're doing OK... It would be even better to hear that you're doing GREAT!!! :) 7:16 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to CaraBrown_ONLY
@CaraBrown_ONLY Rarely am I ever serious... Don't worry, I took a "safe" dosage. ;) 7:15 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to CaraBrown_ONLY
Stupid little birds! What ever made them think they could lift up a whale?! FAIL!!! 6:56 PM Nov 18th from web
@CaraBrown_ONLY So how have you been?! Everytime I log into twitter there's always something new! Too bad it's still slow as s***. :( 6:55 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to CaraBrown_ONLY
@CaraBrown_ONLY Sadly, I haven't been anywhere. I did, however, take so much LSD that I took a 48 hour mental trip that ended in the ER. :P 6:53 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to CaraBrown_ONLY
@Valv30 "Take this little baggie. Inside of it you'll find sand from the deserts of Antarctica. It will numb your pain." 6:47 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to Valv30
Oh yeah, and cotton candy is nothing more but a dried up cloud... :P 6:39 PM Nov 18th from web
@Valv30 If you think about it, a lollipop is nothing more but a shrunken balloon... Mmm. Sounds delicious!!! :) 6:37 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to Valv30
@Valv30 I'm doing great! Speaking of sweets, I was just thinking about lollipops! And shrunken heads for some reason... :P 6:35 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to Valv30
Why do people eat Jolly Ranchers? They're so uncomfortable in your mouth. That s*** hurts!!! >:( 6:03 PM Nov 18th from web
@Valv30 [IN A THICK FRENCH ACCENT] Ooh la la! Is someone trying to steal my delicious pastries? :) 5:56 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to Valv30
@lynnstone914 Lol, your Chihuahua has more followers than you... :P 5:45 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to lynnstone914
@lynnstone914 My entire day has been running in slow motion. It's all peaches until you're being scorned by your significant other... :( 5:43 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to lynnstone914
@Valv30 KC Love!!! Woot woot!!! :P 5:39 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to Valv30
I pissed off one of my co-workers today. I starred into her eyes until I made her smile... Made my day. :) 5:36 PM Nov 18th from web
@lynnstone914 Done. :) 5:29 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to lynnstone914
... I had forgot I wrote that!!! Lol, I must have been high as s***!!! :P 8:24 PM Nov 16th from web

Name Ed Martin
Location Durham, NC
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Bio Beat Technologist Ph.D. I am a beat/lyrical engineer who was hand crafted by the gods themselves to entertain them...