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angied
I'm in trouble for having Firefox on my computer. You have to be kidding me. Seriously now. Get me out of here.
12:32 PM May 15, 2008
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gordonshumway
It's unintentionally hilarious that this summer's American Idol tour is sponsored by Pop Tarts
09:58 PM May 14, 2008
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echuckles
met Coolio tonight. he asked me two crucial questions: "how old are you?" followed by "do you date black men?"
05:25 PM May 12, 2008
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gordonshumway
The waitress just described an 18 oz lobster tail as being "the size of a preemie baby"
08:06 PM May 12, 2008
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aric
Sometimes I check @s4xton following list to make sure I haven't committed any horrible Twitter crimes.
10:18 AM May 12, 2008
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GraemeThickins
TechCrunch takes down comments on products they blog about that aren't favorable (in this case, on MobileCrunch): my bad experience w/Eye-Fi
09:44 AM May 12, 2008
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karah
pretty sure that man facedown on the sidewalk wasn't sleeping!
04:04 AM May 12, 2008
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paulj
If an attractive 45 yr old woman drives a Mercury Cougar, is she making a statement about something?
03:58 PM May 11, 2008
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gordonshumway
At today's staff meeting, three of us watched the boss' kid eat a cricket. None of us said a damn word.
10:25 PM May 07, 2008
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kaeti
When you're in the express line at the grocery store, does each banana count as an item? If so, the girl in front of me was a filthy cheat.
02:34 PM May 07, 2008
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sailormartin
Wow. If my ex-wife went down on me as often as Twitter does, and for as long, we would still be married.
12:57 AM May 07, 2008
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fireland
Is it still a "martini" if it's made from Kahlua and zesty ranch dressing? Bennigan's says yes but my heart says fuck you I quit.
12:59 PM May 06, 2008
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aaronwall
@copyblogger some of the best content goes unlinked. you don't have to be an ass to do well, but you have to do a lot of circle jerking IMHO
01:55 PM May 06, 2008
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johnmoe
Just had to stop following Scoble. It was like being screamed at.
05:41 AM May 06, 2008
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gordonshumway
I had to fit woman for shoes today as she breastfed her child. Obvi she didn't see the "no food or drink in here" signs Boob juice=both.
08:39 PM May 05, 2008
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fireland
I think the Confederate flag adds some panache to my mobility scooter. And the Truck Nutz let the ladies know I'm here to party serious.
11:12 AM May 02, 2008
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kaeti
I keep forgetting to call back the lady from the Alzheimer's association. Thinking she'll probably understand?
03:28 PM May 01, 2008
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doodledee
saw a woman standing in rain outside gas station smoking and eating a donut while wearing an 'i see dumb people' sweatshirt. i chuckled.
09:32 AM April 24, 2008
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GraemeThickins
MHTA: Paul Douglas will start co in June to syndicate weather info to midsize TV stations, called WeatherNation - saving 'em a ton of money
08:46 AM April 24, 2008
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Chuckumentary
You know what I like about Twitter? Hearing this from @HenryRollins "Fuck. The HD in my MBP just died the death."
05:33 AM April 24, 2008
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