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  1. Michele Bachmann's 6th Congressional District would look a lot less patriotic without red, white, & blue Chinese made lawn decorations.
  2. A DQ Blizzard is effecting my ability to drink beer.
  3. @autoclavicle That was indeed me with @watscc28. The food at First Course beat the service.
  4. I'm out of rice (3rd world problem) so can't make sushi (1st world problem).
  5. Elderly NRA members should be lobbying Oxo to make a Good Grips gun.
  6. @citypages I'd love to see a follow-up on your Spiros Zorbalas story from last Jan., along with an update to this map: http://bit.ly/uL8p9
  7. Sen Al Franken reminds us that you don't have to be dead at 50 to be a trending topic on Twitter. Contested elections work too.
  8. I need some meat; I'm absolutely radishing.
  9. Lifestreaming secrets revealed: Never let em see ya sweat, hear you fart, or smell your feet.
  10. Ask your life coach if lifestreaming is the key to social media consulting. Or, create something valuable.
  11. The most intimidating yet benign thing I've seen freak out drivers: acoustic egg crate foam.
  12. Monday's GTD tip: Courier, double-spaced, with 2" margins.
  13. Nice!
  14. If water is the universal solvent, heroin is the universal insolvent.
  15. Looks like I'll be spending the next week rewriting the intro to Argentinian Mistresses for Dummies.
  16. First world problem: When my central air unit kicks on, my WiFi signal dies. Feel my pain.
  17. Shoefititarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul dangles from powerlines.
  18. @edenprairienews Eden Prairie's greatest road rage corner is on the Minneapolis to EP commute. Probably in SLP.
  19. @sailormartin What's the perfect drink on a day like today?
  20. In my defense, the sign did say "1. Push butt__. 2. Rub hands gently under _arm ___."