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edjeff

  1. Michelle Obama just asked me for $3. Barack must be a bit tight.
  2. Phew, almost forget my copy of Blue Box Boy by Matthew Waterhouse! Still haven't found my degree certificate.
  3. Oh what's this now? yfrog.com/kigz9rfj
  4. Fairly sure I just saw inappropriate touching.
  5. I heard a rumour they've booked Steps.
  6. The worst thing about moving is that I'm going to miss the Get Ahead Of The Games roadshow's visit to Wandsworth Road :(
  7. @NikkiWhiteman ta. think I should be covered by ebay/paypal protection stuff
  8. @NikkiWhiteman unless you collect receipt printers
  9. @NikkiWhiteman the contents of this package are of fairly niche interest
  10. "i am not happy that you have opened a case" :_(
  11. If an eBay seller has used a courier that has delivered something to the wrong company, it's on them to sort that out, right?
  12. TfL TMI yfrog.com/klfhifp
  13. I've opened a case in the eBay resolution centre. OH YEAH.
  14. I have made my e-mail signature slightly more ambiguous.
  15. Elephant & Castle. Someone does weird press-ups with a basketball.
  16. Vauxhall. A man drives by in a yellow convertible with 2 shop dummies in the back seat.
  17. Half of the people getting on the 196 are just going to get off in 2 stops at Vauxhall. No respect, man.
  18. The Wandsworth Road Segway commuter is late and unshaven. This country.
  19. The businessman in front of me is such a hard worker that he's still reading the Sunday Times.