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  1. @pageantmalarkey but how can he be sure
  2. AT LAST, MY 2 FAVOURITE FILMS IN ONE HANDY SET: http://is.gd/5oxIh
  3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn06KJNbVEs
  4. @cwninja those are cans of kaliber :(
  5. @iamjamesward you're ripping off that time I tried to do a flashmob where people would give me 20 quid notes
  6. @iamjamesward ha ha, yeah, if you're some kind of square you could donate money to James Ward. The cool kids will donate it to me.
  7. Imagine if a really thick person tried to write a rip-off of Adaptation, and you're pretty much there.
  8. I've been reminded of Stranger Than Fiction. It is an appalling film, I do not recommend you watch it.
  9. @pageantmalarkey Now you made me remember Stranger Than Fiction and I have to go on another killing spree to make the voices stop.
  10. @pageantmalarkey I can't think of a film I have less desire to see than Elf. Maybe Step Brothers.
  11. going to write a sub-reservoir dogs thriller where someone is tortured to the strains of "merry xmas everybody" by slade
  12. @liquid_city bad news re: opinions of the general populace. turns out they are little better than dogs.
  13. @iamjamesward michael mcintyre?
  14. @pageantmalarkey wait a second... aren't all your clothes made of ivory?
  15. and now for my Marxist reading of "Bertha".
  16. obviously the best kids books are the Asterix series, because they're about taking the drugs and fighting the man.
  17. @pageantmalarkey I think he leaves the kingdom of the Elephants to go and live in France with that old lady or whatever.
  18. @pageantmalarkey not that it condemns the books as a whole, but that's the Tory bit, not the bit about how Babar loves his wife and kids
  19. @pageantmalarkey the elephants of Africa are uncultured savages until they learn the correct way to live from the French. hmmmmmmmmmmmm
  20. if the babar books don't make you, as an adult, wince even slightly, you are a toilet.