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  1. @maxsilvestri WBOS was the one "cool" station my mom would let me program on her station wagon!
  2. @julieklausner Hahaha! "A moment of silence for this total b I read about online." Happy TG to YOU!
  3. @julieklausner Man, she really is something else.
  4. Sorry about my last twitter. I am such a mean grouch!
  5. A Thanksgiving miracle! Michelle Slatalla writes an awesome column for the NYT: http://bit.ly/6NXVms Psyche, worst piece of shit ever
  6. Are you ready for some footdolls!!!??
  7. @notveryraven GREAT! Thank you!!
  8. Tonight at the Bowery Poetry Club! I'm reading! My name is in the Times!! http://bit.ly/tNOq9 8pm $10
  9. :0 RT @mindykaling "Eileen, the Witch and her Wardrobe" a mean buttoned up female CS Lewis scholar gets a closet makeover. #tvshowpunnames
  10. @matthewgallaway oh, my god
  11. Do you guys ever cough so hard that bugs come out?
  12. Yay <3<3<3 LOL B-) RT @gabedelahaye The the first episode of a show I like to call "Gabe and Max's 100 Seconds." http://bit.ly/2aZu3w
  13. @robdelaney no
  14. The straighter the banana, the weirder I feel eating it in public!
  15. <3 RT @choitotheworld I made you something. A Review by Mary HK Choi: '2012' is Awesome and Haters Can Suck It http://www.theawl.com/18269
  16. A cluster of flies on my butt #grosstattooideas
  17. FAQs about Edith Zimmerman: Edith lives in a garbage pail, Edith makes clothes out of plastic bags, Edith breathes farts exclusively, no air
  18. The man who plays Big Bird is 75 years old.
  19. @andrewti "My dick is so long it looks like tape! I'm the man!"
  20. RT @party_boys Whoa, Kim Jong Il has side-by-side water slides so you can hold hands all the way down. We, uh, heard.