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edithmonfort

  1. So, I'm outside smoking a cigarette and the water guy asks me is your mom and dad home? Uh, no and my water still comes from the store! Ass about 9 hours ago via web
  2. Finally saw X-Men:1st Class, I know a little late but I was getting tired of the franchise. LOVED IT!! This should have been the 1st movie. 11:38 PM May 28th via web
  3. Ever had Zucchini bread? It's pretty good, makes a nice, light, sweet snack to control my sugar craving. #IJustHadSomethingNew 2:54 PM May 28th via web
  4. #Douche, found everywhere, including #autospell, for .99 it cleanse w/ fragrance; #tampons, human waste after soaking for several hrs #eeeww 3:20 AM May 28th via web
  5. The day I start talking shit via twitter, please step in...clearly my boredom will have taken new heights.<sigh> #tampons = the new #douche 3:16 AM May 28th via web
  6. @gkcheung Congrats!!! 1:47 AM May 28th via web in reply to gkcheung
  7. @Supa752 @Zertina @AmareLadea Mèsi, ou men tou! Èske ou te kache nan yon twou nan Ostrali? 12:23 PM May 27th via web in reply to Supa752
  8. twitter.com/edithmonfort/s… 7:16 PM May 26th via web
  9. Please explain to me why is this skinny ass white girl walking with 5 big ass dogs, 4 on a leash and 1 took that shit off & went in my yard? 6:27 PM May 26th via web
  10. When I call the bank at 5 pm I can barely hear the hold music, but at 5 am there's jazz music blasting my ears off, Cosby jazz of all things 5:24 AM May 25th via web
  11. Down to just 2 windows then I am down for the week...#stickies are just as bad. HONESTLY, there is no better way while being paperless. 3:21 AM May 25th via web
  12. Just got back from Mini-Me's 5th Grade Promotion...what a party! @Regina definitely was the life of the party #Memories #AwesomeBeingAMom 8:30 PM May 23rd via web
  13. And god created OP's for a reason...#ouch I do that. 4:28 PM May 23rd via web
  14. that should have said :@edithmonfort...So that's where baby carrots come from.. 2:45 PM May 23rd via web in reply to edithmonfort
  15. There's no reason to not "eat" your vegetables... twitter.com/edithmonfort/s… 2:13 PM May 23rd via web
  16. Share: @Robbie...Too much sun??? twitter.com/edithmonfort/s… 2:12 PM May 23rd via web
  17. When my to do tasks is organized by the various tabs that are open. #OrganizedChaos 1:49 PM May 21st via web
  18. Shit! a SNAG.....I'm going back to bed #WhenIWakeUpProblemWillBeGone This is why I am never proactive, I hate 1st releases!!!! 9:34 AM May 21st via web