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edgarhassler

  1. When BofA Fraud department called to ask if I was buying gas in Tennessee, was "Thankfully, I've never been to Tennessee" ostentatious? 12:54 PM May 21st via web
  2. Who wants to get yard-margs at Skeeter's tonight??? See you there! 4:41 PM May 20th via web
  3. I ate an antelope! Watch out Africa, I'm gunning for you. 9:35 PM May 19th via Twitter for Android
  4. ...in which the distribution of condiments at a barbecue is solved elegantly: wp.me/paUB-iXV via @CuteOverload 5:20 PM May 18th via Tweet Button
  5. Tempe mayoral contest may come down to a 139 vote margin. 5:08 PM May 17th via web
  6. The house band at Garlic and Shots is a guitarist and a bongoist, presumably in honor of the birthday of Richard Feynman. 9:48 PM May 11th via Twitter for Android
  7. I've decided to celebrate Feynman day (today) and Tukey day (June 16th). Happy Feynman day! 3:57 PM May 11th via web
  8. Cinco de mayo where everyone else is playing draw something. While(true){Booze++} 10:44 PM May 5th via Twitter for Android
  9. Tonight's episode of Nature features elephants that kick their neighbors' babies. Then they authored the education budget in AZ. 7:49 PM May 2nd via Twitter for Android
  10. I don't know who at the Jim Henson Workshop created Donald Trump but they erred in making him unrealistically stupid. 7:46 PM May 2nd via Twitter for Android
  11. "Um, Irish nachos aren't on tortilla chips." Well, now that she says it, of course it's obvious. 6:29 PM Apr 26th via Twitter for Android
  12. Walmart ad: "1 in 6 people in America are struggling with hunger." Advanced Alien Races: "Let's just go around 'planet asshole' there." 6:25 AM Apr 25th via Twitter for Android
  13. I think I just stubbed my brain. Kerry-Edwards 2004! Kgnight. 6:19 AM Apr 25th via web
  14. People who grind about logical fallacies wrt causation, yet have no rigorous definition of causation, make me want to punch. 12:25 AM Apr 24th via web
  15. "I think the algorithm did poorly because it was dependent on the data." Oh the things computer scientists say! 4:30 PM Apr 19th via Twitter for Android
  16. April 18th, at 5am, National Geographic TV is running "Halloween Unmasked" detailing the history of Halloween. Because! That's why! 5:07 AM Apr 18th via Twitter for Android
  17. "Appropriate amount of hot sauce" is a Cauchy sequence that does not converge. THE WORLD IS INCOMPLETE! ALL IS LOST! 8:38 PM Apr 16th via web