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edgar_sux

  1. My Amercia’s vagina is so perfect, it’s in a museum! about 5 hours ago via web
  2. Couldn’t stop laughing at the idea of updating my status with “I love punk rock<3” 10:52 PM May 23rd via web
  3. I pressed play on this Reba/Clarkson Because of You duet as kind of a joke the first time but Im on my third play now and cant feel my toes. 2:05 AM May 23rd via web
  4. Just sprayed Febreeze on a cut bc I couldn’t be bothered to get up and find rubbing alcohol. When is it supposed to get better again? 2:17 PM May 18th via web
  5. Forgot the word 'rare' and accidentally told the barista at Starbucks, “Yeah, my name is pretty,” when he said, “Don’t hear that one often.” 12:19 PM May 17th via web
  6. Maybe if I keep telling myself, “No I am NOT shopping on Dollartree.com,” it’ll become true. 10:54 PM May 6th via web
  7. I’m not saying I just accidentally called my pet cat Bamford babe, but I just accidentally called my pet cat Bamford babe. 8:18 PM May 1st via web
  8. I’m so nice and so smart and so sensitive. I’m definitely gonna win. 11:26 PM Apr 29th via web
  9. Thanks for the really considerate and in tune message on OkCupid, no one! 11:11 PM Apr 28th via web
  10. “What a good internet day!” would mean a lot more if I didn’t think that every day. 10:40 PM Apr 28th via web
  11. “Nene validate Nene.” - Nene. 9:35 PM Apr 16th via web
  12. Try to describe the plot of Yentl without using the word "literally." 12:16 AM Apr 14th via web
  13. @katyperry do you ever feel alone? 4:30 PM Apr 12th via web
  14. But who will police The Police? 5:46 PM Apr 11th via web
  15. Aaliyah would be Beyoncé right now. 8:37 PM Apr 10th via web
  16. And on the 6th day the lord said, “Let there be Filet o’ Fish” and so there was Filet o’ Fish. 8:51 PM Apr 5th via web
  17. I’m only interested in listening to music with titles written in text message short hand. 2:49 PM Apr 2nd via web
  18. I bet Nikki Blonsky HATES Gabourey Sidibe. 5:52 PM Apr 1st via web
  19. How many consecutive times can you listen to Annie Lennox’s “Why?” before you can stop claiming it was an “accident.” 10:42 AM Mar 26th via web
  • Name Edgar Gomez
  • Web http://edgarsux.t...
  • Bio Edgar! Edgar! Edgar of the Future, keeping things together just as best as he can!
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