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Tweets of my small self #2-is it okay if I want something?sorry.just asking.
about 2 hours ago
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tweets of my id #22- ha!! everyone and i mean everyone gets fucked tonight.
about 3 hours ago
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tweets of a poor vacuum cleaner salesman #2- i know the suction on this is terrific.by the way could you loan me 20 bucks.
about 3 hours ago
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tweets of a pressured cook #4- eggs, you need your eggs now? how bout treating me like a human being. eggs? life doesn't end at eggs.
about 4 hours ago
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tweets of a moron #22- my lips suck.
about 4 hours ago
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tweets of a man with dementia #2- pick up milk, comb hair, die soon, come back from Nam, notice that toothbrush is not a hat, drool,smile.
about 22 hours ago
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tweets of a crazy refrigerator repairman #22- fuck it. I'm just gonna urinate in their crisper and call it a day.
about 23 hours ago
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i am doing my acclaimed one man show at the Steve Allen Theatre on Monday Dec. 7th at 8pm. steveallentheatre.com 323-666-4268
2:27 PM Nov 30th
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tweets of a crazy refrigerator repairman #2- people don't clean their goddamn refrigerators so i kill them.
2:09 PM Nov 30th
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tweets of a crazy refrigerator repairman#4- as soon as this defrosts she's dead.
1:39 PM Nov 30th
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Tweets of a dog on a hunt#3-wait a minute,this scent smells like master.I'm not going to implicate him.
2:40 PM Nov 29th
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tweets of a deadbeat submarine commander #4- fuck the periscope.
1:51 PM Nov 29th
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tweets of a moron #45- my leg fell asleep in 1985, still hasn't awoken. I am starting to think it's dead.
12:14 PM Nov 29th
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tweets of an astronaut #4- i don't give a damn about space I just want my money on time from NASA
12:01 PM Nov 29th
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i will be performing on the 7:30 show at the Hollywood Improv tonight! come on down.
12:56 PM Nov 28th
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tweets of a sage #11- those who live in glass houses are going to fucking freeze in the winter.
12:34 PM Nov 28th
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tweets of a poor pipe salesman #2- if i sell 70 more pipes I can feed the children.
12:22 PM Nov 28th
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tweets of a moron #56- my television smells good.
3:04 PM Nov 27th
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i hate self-righteous tweets!!!! BUT i am god!!!
3:02 PM Nov 27th
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Breaking News #43- The world financial system is rigged to enrich the rich AND my cat has lost the little plastic thing he was chasing.
2:31 PM Nov 27th
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