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  1. Does Beckett have a play about raking and bagging leaves all weekend? Because that's some depressing-ass shit. 7:18 AM Nov 23rd from web
  2. The kid gave me a picture that says "I luv dade." Not sure if he means me or the county in FL. 4:47 AM Nov 19th from web
  3. Does anyone else's copy of "Going Rogue" smell like moose? 6:27 AM Nov 18th from web
  4. That one's for sale "Family Circus" if you're buying. 12:39 PM Oct 9th from web
  5. Kid: Are you going to be bald someday? Me: I'm already bald. Kid: No, you just got skinny hair. 12:38 PM Oct 9th from web
  6. The kid announced that when he grows up he wants to be a merman—couldn't bring myself to tell him about the agonizing application process. 9:59 AM Oct 1st from TweetDeck
  7. Conventional lint brushes are powerless against the weaponized fuzz I face this morning. 8:04 AM Sep 24th from web
  8. Nothing like Radiohead to reinforce the soul crushing bleakness of a Wednesday commute. Thanks, lads! 5:59 AM Sep 23rd from TweetDeck
  9. Disappointed that e-mail from Bill Clinton was about fund raising again. Guy never writes just to say "What up, dog?" anymore. 10:45 AM Sep 22nd from TweetDeck
  10. Guy who puts together YouTube tributes is getting his ass kicked this year. 5:26 AM Sep 17th from web
  11. CNN is reporting that in October 2008 Rep Joe Wilson exclaimed "You lie!" during a joint congressional screening of "Body of Lies." 7:46 AM Sep 10th from web
  12. When the kid strips naked, holds a blue-gray paper triangle on his back, and announces, "I'm a shark," who are we to tell him no? 8:49 AM Sep 4th from web
  13. Guy at Dunkin Donuts talked me into upgrading to large box of Munchkins; feel like Jonathan Pryce in Glengarry. 5:13 AM Sep 3rd from web
  14. Dear Twitter: Thanks for inquiring as to my well being. Just haven't felt like tweeting. But the potato soup and card is much appreciated. 5:08 AM Sep 2nd from web
  15. RT @danmil: The US Secretary of Commerce is standing behind me. /So who's this guy behind ME claiming to be USSoC? Wait. He's reading my---- 10:14 AM Aug 12th from TweetDeck
  16. "Hold up—we're awesome and you totally love us so we get to SHARE a surfboard? For shame, Teen Choice Academy." http://bit.ly/DTctn 6:18 AM Aug 11th from TweetDeck
  17. Dear Person in Open Plan Office Who Insists on Using Speaker Phone: Take the afternoon off. Go ruin a movie or something. 1:04 PM Aug 10th from TweetDeck
  18. Memo to other people at the zoo: There's really no need to say, "Oh, man that one stinks, too." Everything stinks. It's a zoo. 3:02 PM Aug 8th from web
  19. George has really let himself go. http://tinyurl.com/msp89y 9:16 AM Aug 8th from web
  20. Unforeseen Parental Duty of the Week: Undertaker at Chia Pet funeral. 9:07 AM Aug 8th from web