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eddie_goncharuk

  1. Cats are evil little pieces of shit
  2. @JamesMadrazo @gareth981 muscle can't stop a bullet
  3. @JamesMadrazo @gareth981 I'm pretty sure 6 bullets killed that moist poom
  4. @JamesMadrazo @gareth981 I'm just going to put 11 bullets in James's head in a minute
  5. @JamesMadrazo what's it to you
  6. @JamesMadrazo ill murder the messenger
  7. @JamesMadrazo I do what the fuck I want trust me fam I dont give a shit about karma
  8. @JamesMadrazo people beeping at me like I won't merk them by the roadside
  9. @JamesMadrazo shut your mouth you pedestrian pussy
  10. Beep at me again you cunt, I dare you
  11. @JamesMadrazo inadequate would have been better
  12. “@JamesMadrazo: Despite his oblivious knowledge of football” the word oblivious doesn't really look or sound or feel too right here
  13. I swear these days no matter how stupid or under qualified you are you can still get a job in a shop as long as you're sexy
  14. @DarkSkinLighty get meeeee ahah
  15. @DarkSkinLighty I'd beat rebecca black for jokes
  16. @DarkSkinLighty if I was a girl i would beat Justin bieber just so I could say I did
  17. @DarkSkinLighty I meant to say *haha
  18. @DarkSkinLighty look so you're telling me any girl our age would say no to him? Ajaja
  19. @DarkSkinLighty he could beat almost any girl that we would dream of
  20. @DarkSkinLighty he's still happs though