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Eddie_Entropy

In Pompeii it is considered good luck to keep meal worms in your under garments #foreignrelations 9:19 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
@Eddie_Entropy @Horse_ebooks :*-( 2:08 AM May 17th via web in reply to Eddie_Entropy
@Horse_ebooks Everyone I know suffers. 2:07 AM May 17th via web in reply to Horse_ebooks
Horse_ebooks Do you live with or know someone suffering 9:17 PM May 16th via web Retweeted by Eddie_Entropy and 271 others
The flesh of children is considered a delicacy there #france 9:07 AM May 6th via Twitter for iPhone
You never forget your first pants pizza. 11:26 AM Apr 20th via Twitter for iPhone
Eating an egg, watching the sunset, taking god's name in vain. 5:53 PM Mar 6th via web
@TinyVices that makes them public. Or pubic! Take your pick 12:16 AM Mar 6th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TinyVices
@TinyVices private parts 12:12 AM Mar 6th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TinyVices
I wish this big beautiful holiday would never end! I would do anything to make Presidents Day EVERY DAY. 5:11 PM Feb 20th via web
Presidents Day is my favorite holiday! #wow 9:31 AM Feb 20th via Twitter for iPhone
Crawling back into my hole. 8:57 AM Feb 15th via Twitter for iPhone
Damn, my moms really sad. Fuck. #rip Britney Houston 7:35 PM Feb 11th via Twitter for iPhone
Colgate on the rocks is all I can afford. 9:12 PM Jan 25th via Twitter for iPhone
Children should be eaten, not heard. 9:45 AM Jan 17th via Twitter for iPhone
Eddie is often to be putting the foot in his mouth. To be Eddie is to be sorry. 10:12 PM Jan 14th via web
Shooting dirty gym socks directly into my bloodstream. 7:46 PM Dec 31st, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
Fuckin' Reptoids ruin Christmas for the third year in a row. Will this bullshit ever stop? 6:12 PM Dec 26th, 2011 via web
Wrapping myself up and giving myself away to the homeless. #thespiritofgiving 5:15 PM Dec 25th, 2011 via web
Is it ok to go to the bathroom at church or do you have to hold it in till you get home? #sinsofasmallbladder 3:50 PM Dec 19th, 2011 via web