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By some incredible cosmic coincidence, both my Charles Dickens name and my work name came out to be Arduous Clusterfuck.
about 3 hours ago
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The most evocative image in this red, white and patriotic Visa NFL ad is of a fat guy in a hard hat hauling ribs in a wheelbarrow. America.
about 5 hours ago
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Normalish tweets hurt me so much more than they hurt you.
about 9 hours ago
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The "real-time web" isn't as interesting as the anytime web. It's not about being tied to the now, it's about instantaneous being an option.
about 9 hours ago
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I love the smell of taste in the morning. Sounds like...synesthesia.
6:01 PM Nov 21st
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Either/Endor
5:35 PM Nov 21st
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I'm tumblr dumb, but if that number thingy drops again, I WILL resort to using the Gratuitous Picture of Yourself Shirtless Holding a Baby.
5:07 PM Nov 21st
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@ I thought you were done with this thing!
4:59 PM Nov 21st
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"Saying a prayer to Saint Chorizo."
3:24 PM Nov 21st
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Pro tip: The competence of the cashier always trumps the length of the line.
12:39 PM Nov 21st
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Making and eating your own HUGE pan of lasagne is the equivalent of esophageal masturbation. Wait. No, yeah, that's right.
9:49 AM Nov 21st
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I feel like these lists are helping me not read a lot more stuff now.
8:46 PM Nov 20th
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The first lure of fishing club is a jig with a fake worm.
But we don't talk about it. We mostly just drink beer. It's a loose organization.
6:15 PM Nov 20th
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I like my recursions like I like my similes: Like recursions that are like similes.
5:25 PM Nov 20th
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@ And wherever he is, he is probably wearing Juicy sweatpants.
5:59 AM Nov 20th
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in reply to emzbulletproof
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"St. Chorizo in Ecstasy" doesn't have to merely be an accident of my subconscious. It can be a POSSIBILITY.
8:02 PM Nov 19th
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I sometimes think of Twitter as Facebook minus the being obliged to feign respect for the viewpoints of my friends and family part.
6:24 PM Nov 19th
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@ I've received equally reputable advice counseling the OTHER person placing his or her hand on YOUR hip prior to dipping.
6:05 PM Nov 19th
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in reply to InSoOutSo
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I went to eight hours of meetings yesterday and all I got was this feeling that my experiences were being reductively exploited.
7:30 AM Nov 19th
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I like my women like I like my fonts. Big, bold and with a name I can't quite remember.
6:56 PM Nov 18th
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- Name J.D.
- Location St. Paul, Minnesota
- Web http://www.thelis...
- Bio Think of what you see here as amuse bouches to a meal that will never be served.
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