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  1. New Hypothesis: If I see @revoltpuppy getting ready to leave, and get in my crate voluntarily, I will get a bigger, better treat faster. 6:50 PM Jun 26th from web
  2. Hypothesis: If I sit with my body facing the leash, and stare at @revoltpuppy unrelentingly, it will increase my chance of going on a walk. 4:46 PM Jun 26th from web
  3. Aw, that old apple was covered in ants, anyway. 10:52 PM Jun 20th from web
  4. Don't beep my nose. 12:11 PM Jun 13th from web
  5. Apparently, @revoltpuppy and I disagree on when is an appropriate time to eat shit off the ground. 4:23 PM Jun 1st from web
  6. My scrobbles be bobbled! 5:05 PM May 31st from web
  7. No http://twtvite.com/xhp220 #twtvite #TweetUpLincoln (They won't let dogs inside NuVibe. Stupid health code.) 5:14 PM May 7th from web
  8. RT @cesarmillan "Your dog is not your alarm clock." Yeah, tell that to @revoltpuppy's boss when he's late half a week. 11:29 AM May 4th from web
  9. I hate dog owners who let their dogs roam off-leash without supervision. 11:57 AM Apr 30th from web
  10. Yesterday, I found a tree full of pretzels and I couldn't even eat them! I'M not the one on the gluten-free diet, here. 11:42 AM Apr 29th from web
  11. The movies were wrong: when the Terminators come and destroy humanity, they will all be called Yuragi. 8:13 PM Apr 19th from web
  12. I kinda miss @yuragi already. I definitely miss @yaldabaoth. <3 that guy. 9:26 PM Mar 2nd from web
  13. @revoltpuppy You spoil me! I hope it's warm in the winter. 7:29 AM Feb 25th from web
  14. I couldn't even finish up a standard half-hour walk today. Count me out for tomorrow. Sooo tiiiired. 4:46 PM Feb 17th from web
  15. Je voudrais more sopapillas, please. 7:02 AM Feb 16th from web
  16. Je voudrais un croque-monsieur, s'il vous plait. 7:01 AM Feb 16th from web
  17. Nothing quite like some early morning roughhousing. 10:24 AM Feb 14th from web
  18. Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuragiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!! 8:45 PM Feb 13th from web
  19. Yesterday, I found a frozen banana by the tennis courts. I gave it a pass. 7:27 AM Feb 9th from web
  20. I'm dreaming of that cat I chased earlier. 2:30 PM Feb 6th from web