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Today we celebrate all the service men and women who have given their lives so Congress' corporate partners can remain profitable.
1:49 PM May 28th
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Today we mourn the millions of soldiers and civilians dead & injured in wars driven by greed.
12:42 PM May 28th
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Love is patient, love is kind.
Love does not troll for YouTube hits, nor lend itself to OMG on Buzzfeed. It does not trend on Twitter.
9:57 PM May 25th
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Curious how the current Mormon church explains away this garbage. Call me crazy, I don't think bigotry should be disseminated as theology.
3:47 PM May 26th
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2 Nephi 5- "They hardened their hearts against him..That they might not be inticing..(God) did cause a skin of blackness to come upon them."
3:43 PM May 26th
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@ my mother does. my brothers call it "water milk"
10:43 PM May 26th
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in reply to djloche
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A virus that would send out all of the emails in your DRAFT box would change the world.
7:24 AM May 26th
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How do people get full-time jobs with benefits? Honest to God it seems impossible
5:36 PM May 23rd
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Remember that dusting aggravates allergies so it's better to just throw all your shit away and get a new apartment.
3:24 PM May 21st
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The HBO documentaries about obesity are really good if you watch them while eating pizza dipped in ranch and counting your visible ribs.
8:37 PM May 17th
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@ Was he cute? A solid 7 at least?
9:34 PM May 17th
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in reply to Genesius
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Being on time is the new showing up late.
9:19 PM May 17th
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50 CENT HAS A COLOGNE AND IT'S NOT CALLED 50 SCENT ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
12:04 PM May 11th
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Best wishes, good vibes & love to , a 9-year-old Tigers fan in hospice w/ brain cancer whose wish was to trend on twitter.
2:48 PM May 5th
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Sorry, could you repeat everything you said after “heighth”? I was reevaluating our entire friendship.
1:34 PM May 3rd
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Come have fun with me, @, I demand it of you!
8:17 PM May 2nd
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I realize and respect that many people are vocally opposed to any use of profanity.
With that said, most of those people are dicks.
10:08 AM May 2nd
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@ I've been American Idol free since '03 and proud. You should really try quitting... go cold turkey.
5:56 PM May 2nd
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How do I add gluten to my tweets? I don't want those people following me.
5:51 PM Apr 29th
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Sometimes I like looking at wedding photos on Facebook, mainly because everyone I went to high school with gained a lot of weight.
6:01 PM Apr 29th
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