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echowood

I'm so boring that when someone stole my identity, all they got was wet paint. about 13 hours ago via TweetDeck
The only thing whiter than the Vineyard Vines catalog is a blizzard in a cream cheese factory. about 16 hours ago via TweetDeck
@IamMikeCannon Not as weird as you having a girlfriend. about 16 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to IamMikeCannon
Another year of not being invitted to the Scripps Speling Bee. about 16 hours ago via TweetDeck
Just blamed a fart on the dog, then realized we don't have a dog ... or colons. 2:47 PM May 30th via TweetDeck
@Story_Jon Show off. 12:25 PM May 30th via TweetDeck in reply to Story_Jon
There is no lazier person than he who types "thanx" in an email. 12:02 PM May 30th via TweetDeck
I was going to attend your kid's birthday party, but it turns out I have an air allergy. 11:54 AM May 30th via TweetDeck
Listening to "Kashmir" makes me feel like my nuts should be held up by chariots carried by flaming horses with laser eyes. 10:49 AM May 30th via TweetDeck
I want to be rich enough to have a mosaic of my bare ass constructed into the bottom of my pool. 6:13 AM May 30th via TweetDeck
bennusekabel Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter is so unrealistic. George Washington would have wiped out the undead almost a century beforehand. 6:06 PM May 29th via Twitter for Mac Retweeted by echowood
Here's a picture of #Manhattanhenge (I took last year on the #UWS) yfrog.com/h23w5gmj 5:19 PM May 29th via TweetDeck
This is why the "Like" button was invented. RT @rnormfoto: #instaTypical bit.ly/LDN9gn 2:40 PM May 29th via TweetDeck
If your biggest problem is appealing to the common man, get an endorsement from someone with a gold plated toilet. nyti.ms/KTJJBs 2:11 PM May 29th via TweetDeck
Who wants to sign my yearbook? 11:09 AM May 29th via TweetDeck
Not sure having kids is worth the ugly tie I'll receive on Father's Day. 8:53 AM May 29th via TweetDeck
Bulls on Tirade! I wrote this! Don't be a fool, watch it! on.fb.me/JxDgCB 8:03 AM May 29th via TweetDeck
My dad makes an "appearance" on my hometown's Vietnam Veterans Wall during the annual Memorial Day parade. twitter.com/echowood/statu… 10:44 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
#MyCurrentView Summer has begun. twitter.com/echowood/statu… 10:10 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
"I can't wait until the next Nickleback album comes out." - No one. 9:39 AM May 25th via TweetDeck