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"Fat people … they all look the same to me." -- @LoveSarahxx. Is it weird that I find this horrible quote really attractive? 4:25 AM May 27th via Twitter for Mac
Next up, I introduce her to the joys of Phantasy Star I through IV via Sonic's Genesis Collection. 4:01 AM May 27th via Twitter for Mac
Introducing @LoveSarahxx to #Scribblenauts. If nothing else I think our relationship should be based on mutual esoteric gaming addiction. 3:59 AM May 27th via Twitter for Mac
I don't want to sound like I'm stereotyping women, but EVERY girl I end up falling for LOVES Mario Kart and (confusingly) House of the Dead. 2:09 PM May 26th via Twitter for Mac
@Carachan1 @asponge *cue stereotypical 1970s-era synth-heavy porno music* 5:15 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Carachan1
@Carachan1 don't be afeard chile! @asponge will take good care of you. 5:11 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Carachan1
Question to people in relationships: do/could you use the bathroom in front of your sig. other? Either pooping or peeing? Why or why not? 5:10 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
This is how @lovesarahxx occupies herself while I work. Nerds, amirite? campl.us/jICe 3:12 AM May 26th via Camera+ on iOS
@kwylie "fat" and 'orange" are your criteria? i suddenly feel inadequate. 2:47 AM May 26th via Twitter for Mac in reply to kwylie
@kwylie Yeah, we tight yo. (PS: You should get another cat.) 2:44 AM May 26th via Twitter for Mac in reply to kwylie
@kwylie Says the girl who's still awake. 2:42 AM May 26th via Twitter for Mac in reply to kwylie
@kwylie I'm still working. And eating candy. 2:36 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to kwylie
@kwylie on behalf of the internet's nerd masses: Yippee! 2:11 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to kwylie
(But also exciting for me as a man. I mean, c'mon.) 11:10 PM May 25th via Twitter for Mac
Huh. @LoveSarahxx's breasts weight 3 pounds each. This is less exciting for me as a man and more informative for me as a student of biology. 11:08 PM May 25th via Twitter for Mac
@erik_henriksen When's the next one? 11:05 PM May 25th via Twitter for Mac in reply to erik_henriksen
tiffchow For all of you non-gamer folks, if you want to play my man @stephbysteph's game Eliss it's on sale for less than 99¢! itunes.apple.com/us/app/eliss/i… 3:30 PM May 25th via web Retweeted by ecavalli and 4 others
Today is one of those days where I'm going to do a ton of work, but it's going to take me all damn day to finish stuff. 1:01 PM May 25th via Twitter for Mac
@metaphorjunkie I'm the same way. Good for you. Now if only my girlfriend wasn't so keen on the idea and amazingly gorgeous. 12:50 PM May 25th via Twitter for Mac in reply to metaphorjunkie
@SusanArendt I still have a huge stack of Tips & Tricks magazines from the mid-1990s. 11:46 AM May 25th via Twitter for Mac in reply to SusanArendt