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  1. @matronedea Yeah, I know. My ideas are goddamn awesome.
  2. Old people offer nothing. Everyone should die at 30.Fuck the Boomer generation and their illusions of relevance.
  3. @matronedea How about a Fennec Fox (http://tinyurl.com/yccrn43) instead? Your cats can sleep inside its ears!
  4. @matronedea Christ! Not only are you a girl, you're one of THOSE girls. Stuffing dogs into purses is evil, ma'am!
  5. Verdict: Bought Borderlands AND Forza 3. Forza is the better game, but I thought I'd offer a concession to you geeks who lack objectivity.
  6. @matronedea Wha? No discounts? Nothin?! I'll buy you a puppy if you hook me up, yo! A cute one too, not an ugly blind one!
  7. @kiala And you cut it off too! I'm waiting with bated breath to see what Jaime thinks of the pressure we foist upon young starlets!
  8. @matronedea ... get stuff sent to me and/or need to pick up older or super obscure stuff.
  9. @matronedea Duly noted. So how do I exploit that? I live a mile from there and the mall shops are where I'm forced to go when I cant...
  10. @matronedea You are SUCH a girl. I bet you even have a vagina and everything!
  11. @matronedea Whoa, you work at the Wash. Sq. location of the Game Retailer That Shall Not Be Named?
  12. @matronedea Fer serious? Example?
  13. Were there ANY car makers who didn't spend the entirety of the 1980s churning out ugly, blocky bullshit?
  14. @kiala You hugged us and peed at the same time. I feel like @dane_hesseldahl should be smacking you on the snout with a rolled up newspaper.
  15. @kiala 'Grats dude! Even with Gawker being the e-journalism equivalent of date rape, this totally beats showing us your poop.
  16. When car shopping how many of you research prospective vehicles via the most recent Gran Turismo?
  17. @kiala Dane promised to show us your poop. It was awkward...
  18. @dane_hesseldahl @drunkengeebee ...? You're going to show us her poop?
  19. @dane_hesseldahl Did she learn to go in the litter box?
  20. @kiala ... and yes, "Dragon Age: Oregon" was the best typo I've made today.