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@ In the past I've had many dogs, cats and ferrets, but now I have an asthmatic spouse who can be killed by dander instead.
about 6 hours ago
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@ Done!
about 6 hours ago
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@ Awwww!
about 6 hours ago
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@ Great Danes are the best dogs ever - so lovely and empathetic. And drooly!
about 6 hours ago
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@ I liked that part too, but read it as, "Thanks, porn. Wife sorry. Stop real penis. Actually, wait!"
about 6 hours ago
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The TweetCloud Awards, which I just made up! Highest placement of "Shatner" goes to @! Congratulations, and thanks from all of us.
about 7 hours ago
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@ Followers should understand you're trapped in your home by a parade and possibly becoming desperate.
about 8 hours ago
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Hey! Discount Daisies! A Christmas miracle... : 'Pushing Daisies: The Complete Second Season'
about 8 hours ago
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I just generated my out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: time, people, actually -
about 9 hours ago
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@ I thought it might be!
about 22 hours ago
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in reply to DrAlice
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I think that entire adorable child is photoshopped in.
about 24 hours ago
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@ But where was it? We must know!
about 24 hours ago
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in reply to parenthetical
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It's not really Christmastime until Wilson Pickett sings Jingle Bells!
3:29 PM Nov 28th
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Excited about my first venture into the art of black bottom pie. What are most pies missing, after all? Candy bar in the middle!
2:03 PM Nov 28th
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@ In my experience, the men somehow think that's a kindness. My extensive experience.
1:23 PM Nov 28th
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...the flat foot floogie with the floy, floy... bass solo!
12:49 PM Nov 28th
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This @ song is kicking up my serotonin levels.
A cornerstone of health care reform?
9:59 AM Nov 28th
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Oh, like you wouldn't have given him one.
11:03 PM Nov 27th
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11pm. Small, sleepy, incoherent boy staggers into living room, pulls it together just enough to demand: "Where are the cookies?"
11:02 PM Nov 27th
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@ Congratulations on the baby part!
4:27 PM Nov 26th
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- Name elizabeth brion
- Location Los Angeles
- Web http://fringehead...
- Bio Invincible yet dainty. Sleek worker bee. Mommy of the future. Owner of too many CDs. Also books. And 1970s evening gowns. Still mad about Pushing Daisies. xoxo
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