Ebeeto
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Beggar asked for ¢50. I have no cash whatsoever on me, so I killed him. I mean, I said "Sorry, I d-" and he was like "Aight".
about 8 hours ago
via Twitter for Android
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I'll just sit in this concrete cage at Sunset and N Western Ave until something cool happens. Oh. I'm so lonely.
about 8 hours ago
via Twitter for Android
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@ has the company card for checking into the hotel, but he's being raped in customs because beard or something. I loiter instead.
about 8 hours ago
via Twitter for Android
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I also visited a real life American GameStop. They put little blurbs on games saying "DLC available!". Hurry up, bankruptcy.
about 8 hours ago
via Twitter for Android
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I settled for medium fries and a medium diet Dr. Pepper. I am aclimatized already.
about 8 hours ago
via Twitter for Android
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The employees at McD on Sunset Blvd looked at me like I was some kind of hipster alien life form when I asked for a veggie burger...
about 8 hours ago
via Twitter for Android
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Bon voyage.
1:27 AM Jun 2nd
via Twitter for Android
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"We're now ready for boarding". My cue to sit back and look at dumb people standing in line. The elitism is blinding.
1:10 AM Jun 2nd
via Twitter for Android
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I got to the airport too early. Now I have to sit around like all the old people who haven't heard of the Internet.
12:04 AM Jun 2nd
via Twitter for Android
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@ @ Ska vi tävla om det? Jag spelar på "Who packed the bags? MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD! My final destination is fucking PARADISE!"
11:57 PM Jun 1st
via Twitter for Android
in reply to MFGill
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@ @ Det är tänkt så. Så länge de inte rövpular mig för våldsamt i Homeland Security. E3, wohoo! Spring break!
11:50 PM Jun 1st
via Twitter for Android
in reply to EGjonas
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My plane wasn't that early, but I made sure to be tired as shit anyway. Sleeping for more than 3 hours is a sign of weakness. VIDEO GAMES!
11:09 PM Jun 1st
via Twitter for Android
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@ Jag håller mig till att förstrött tugga på servetterna man till kaffet på planet. Missing limits, will travel.
11:05 PM Jun 1st
via Twitter for Android
in reply to MFGill
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What if the government is reading my tweets? What if they misinterpret this joke about smuggling bath salt into the country?
4:50 PM Jun 1st
via Twitter for Android
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I did remember to pack my toothbrush. ... BUT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BRUSH MY TEETH IN THE MORNING?! FUCK!
4:04 PM Jun 1st
via web
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Travel fever. No matter how many times you go over your packing, something might still be missing. Did I bring wallpaper?
3:34 PM Jun 1st
via web
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@ Hit me up this weekend. We could occupy something and drink Starbucks or whatever people do over there.
12:38 PM May 31st
via Twitter for Android
in reply to jordha
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@ @ "Stalk Jordan" sounds great. "Sneak Jordan into E3 for science" sounds even better.
12:02 PM May 31st
via Twitter for Android
in reply to TheOneMrBlonde
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I'm accepting ideas about what to do in LA this Sunday. Anything including "hookers", "Compton" or "Scientology" will be kindly dismissed.
11:51 AM May 31st
via Twitter for Android
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@ @ He only says that to Swedish commie pedophiles.
11:47 AM May 31st
via Twitter for Android
in reply to TheOneMrBlonde
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- Name Ebeeto
- Location Sweden
- Web http://www.deadho...
- Bio Writes for PC Gamer Sweden and pretends to be the hot shit on the Internet. My tweets are not necessarily the views of anyone.
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